There are interstellar hookers and there are interstellar escorts. Learn the difference if you don’t want to offend! Escorts up there aren’t so different than those on planet Earth; however, the requests tend to be a little more intense. Have you ever been shot into a black hole, willingly? You would never have the opportunity or the desire, I think. It does get pretty dark up there. I mean, we have guys do crazy shit like David Carradine on Earth. Out in the sparkling expanse, their version of EA would be seeing how close you could get to the Sun before you burst into flames. They like to go out with a bang up there, a big one. Ye be warned that one particular escort may seem harmless. She isn’t! Look out for the Sploshing Space Mistress, Candy!
That’s right! She always had a sweet tooth. She invented sugar cane in her laboratory one day. The lab that escorts use. She waited to see what humans did with it after she shot it onto Earth. She then napped for a few million years. When something interesting finally popped up, she had an algorithm alarm go off. She waited all that time for Necco Wafers, it turns out. Who are we to judge the Sploshing Space Mistress? Some things caught her eye in the years soon after. A big hit for her was Jello. Candy had some interesting choices. Her escort friends finally convinced her to try chocolate. Trying pastries finally broadened her horizons. The guy who invented her sweet tooth Algorithm was shot into a black hole shortly after. He loved it, we think.
Finally, something sweet was out there in that frigid, endless, hellscape. So everyone thought. Everyone was happy to be eating sweet treats night in and night out for the first few hundred years! They got really sidetracked from everything else. All they ever wanted was sugar! It all caught up to them, eventually. Candy hated the universe of her own doing. She pulled the plug. Candy didn’t want Candy Land! She wanted to go back to a time when dudes were impregnated by monster aliens. And liked it! You know how that one goes. She missed the true darkness. Candy decided to ruin it for everyone and finally spoil everyone’s appetite. She no longer watched guys eat nerd ropes across the Milky Way. Instead, she threw them into vats of hot caramel.
They didn’t want to just eat Junior Mints and Skittles anymore! They wanted to be pelted with them after they were dipped and frozen in liquid nitrogen! Sure, they enjoyed drowning in massive hot fudge sundaes. It’s a sweet way to end things. Don’t you think? It was finally a rational universe once again! Thank the Gods. Do you Dare To Share, the sweet way you would like to go? Check out last week’s blog, Hot Psychic Escort, for more Sci-fi reading! Until next time, don’t forget about dinner!
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Megan is extremely open minded. Plays along with even the most taboo fantasies. Close your eyes and enjoy!
Jamie has gotten insanely popular, so she is often “busy” or “offline,” but a call with her is well worth the wait. Sweet, attentive, and often funny as well as dirty, she has raised my fantasy role-play into something hotter than I ever imagined it could be.
Paris is incredible! She has such a sexy voice and an open mind.
My first call with Dixie was so fantastic! Unbelievable voice! So soft, so sweet, so nurturing, so Southern! Dixie is everything I ever wanted in a Southern lady. Her voice will leave you shaking and breathless as she weaves her Southern charm and teasing into your mind. Dixie is the one I have waited for my whole life! Five big stars for this sweet, classy Southern lady who touched something very deep within me. I LOVE Miss Dixie! The Southern Belle of my dreams!
Brittany is the best! She remembers and always engages. Others sometimes guide the call through a generic script and don’t really listen. Brittany ALWAYS shows up and makes you feel like you’re special and important!
Brittany knows exactly how to get me as turned on as physically possible. She is amazing.
I have been calling PSK for well over 10 years. This was my first call with Skye and she was amazing. She is beautiful and her voice is so sexy. I laid some frame work for a nurse role play and Skye took it from there. I will be back every 2 weeks for my follow up appointments and physical therapy. Thank you, Skye.
I just finished my second call with Skye, and she is such a sweetheart. She’s easy to talk to and made me feel very comfortable. I’m very much looking forward to talking with her again.
Jesse is incredible, a true professional!! I love talking with her.
Yesterday I was honored again to be in Aileen’s presence. What an amazing call. We touched on the 10 tenants of Aileenism that I have written for Her. Call Her and perhaps She will share them with you. I love ❤️ and worship Aileen. As it says in Aileen’s Holy Scripture chapter 13 verse 15: Though She slay me yet will I trust in Her.
Roxy is awesome, especially if you like to roleplay. You will not be disappointed when you call her. Her oral skills are insane. She likes to blow more than your mind.
I can’t say enough good things about Raven. From her sexy voice to her storytelling skills, she’s outstanding. She definitely pays attention and follows along in roleplay. Definitely one of the best.
