SMALL PENIS HUMILIATION Phone Sex

Small Penis Humiliation Is More Fun Than “Normal Sex”

I have a sixth sense for small penis humiliation. Whenever I’m out in public, e.g. in the checkout line at the grocery store or gas station, I like to play a game where I guess what kind of phone sex the insecure, chronic masturbating Joe Schmos around me have. The more casually misogynist and ugly, the more likely I find him to be a “big cock worship” enthusiast or into similarly boring stuff. A shriveled pair of cocksucker lips and a general aura has me diagnosing him as an incurable cuck. And then, there are those special strangers I speculate about, wondering if they are one of the un-elite few that call for small penis humiliation.

Live, love, laugh — at small penises.

Do you want me to just giggle at you? Or do you want me to be REALLY mean? Either way, I’m poised to point out how underwhelming your pecker is. And I really do just LOVE to LAUGH. What white woman doesn’t? Thanks to one of my callers, I learned that there are such things as small penis CONVENTIONS. There are all KINDS of rubric methods and types of contests. This caller proudly told me he once won “Smallest Dick Of The Day.” And what about you? Has your small penis humiliation be-CUM a public event yet? A sport? Or are you still nervous about even picking up the phone for the first time and telling me the truth?

In my nearly decade-long female domination phonesex career, I’ve met some callers who don’t have a small penis in real life, but FANTASIZE about having a microdick. While not the kind of “interesting” I find profound or anything, it IS a fun game of make-believe to play along with. And I prefer pretending your cock is tiny than pretending it’s “sooooo big” or (even more ludicrous) that I want it at all ANY day!

Small penis humiliation is just good, wholesome fun.

And doling it out to you is pretty much my “chicken soup for the soul.” But, just like most things, SPH phonesex is best when it’s personalized. So what is your (small) dick like? Even though SPH is technically the opposite of “big cock worship,” it’s still ALL focused on a man’s cock. It just happens to be focusing on your LACK of cock instead. So, in other words, everything still revolves around you and your oh-so-miserable weiner. Ugh. You really do make me sick. And during our small penis humiliation phone sex “intake session,” you will tell me about the OTHER women you’ve repulsed over the years with that thing and your un-winning personality. And who knows what else!

Is your teenie weenie just a cruel twist of fate? Or would you have become a beta cuck bitch regardless? Actual penis size and “BDE” (Big Dick Energy) are two different things. When you’re finally ready to admit you’ll never have either (and stop wanting them), you’re ready to pick up the phone and call ME.

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