GOLDEN SHOWERS BRING MAY FLOWERS

Who needs boring, rain-type “April showers” when you could have golden showers instead?

Maybe you’re a veteran golden showers enthusiast. Or maybe you’re just curious about what it might taste and feel like. Either way, I’ve been holding it just for you. And once you call me, I’m not going to be able to hold it any longer. Time to pick up the receiver. And don’t pretend you’re not thirsty, okay?

I want to play games only possible while enjoying the magic of watersports.

Why are golden showers so taboo? I think it’s a little hypocritical considering the highly sought-after magic moment that is squirting, i.e. female ejaculation. Have you ever wondered what the liquid is that shoots out while a woman squirts is? Well, it’s definitely not piss. However, it does contain trace amounts of urine just because it streams out of the urethra. You know, “trace amounts.” Like nutrition labels say at the very bottom. Basically, it’s a similar substance to semen.

And the FUN of squirting, right? It makes sense to me that it’s such a coveted sexual feat. I also think it’s really interesting how different women are orgasm-wise when it comes to squirting. I’ve had some clients tell me they had to buy waterproof mattress toppers because their girlfriends squirt even during oral. I remember the first time I squirted, and it wasn’t with my first boyfriend. It took a while.

And I remember the first golden showers I gave, too.

Before I ever pissed on a slave in person, I had a caller who wanted piss-soaked panties. That first time pissing WHILE wearing the panties was way more challenging than I anticipated. It went against all my muscle memory, all those years of potty training and polite-ness, propriety, etc. Sharing the hot, ripe nectar that is golden shower . . . well, officially, it’s NOT very “ladylike.” Good thing I don’t give a fuck about propriety or being a “proper lady,” huh?

It’s no secret I enjoy indulging in bodily fluid play. Did you know about my penchant for lesbian period sex? My girlfriend does. And recently we brought in April by lavishing golden showers on one of my longtime male submissives.

Nothing makes me happier than to look a man in the eyes during his golden shower and for him to say “thank you.”

My piss is a gift. And so are each of my explosive female ejaculations. But you don’t deserve those, do you? You’re too perverted, too depraved. You just want to drink my piss, to bask in it and be-CUM completely covered. I prefer to do these sessions in the bathtub so there’s less cleanup, of course. Golden showers are the only kind of shower you are going to get in my clawfoot tub/shower, worm. It’s kind of like a REVERSE bath, isn’t it? Ha ha. You’re dirty, and you’ll never be clean. NEVER.

So, what are you waiting for? If you’re thirsty and you know it, there’s no point in making me hold it any longer. I’m right here, waiting for your call . . .

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