LIVING YARD SALE

Looking for a lesson in findom for broke beginner boys?

Findom for broke beginner boys lesson #1: there are NO “freebies,” so DON’T even ask!! It’s EMBARRASSING that I have to tell you that, but here we are. Embarrassing for you, obviously. If you aren’t serious about being a pay piggie, find a different hobby. I certainly don’t have a FAKE paypig fetish, so stop TRYING to waste my time. Ugh!

That being said, I would be THRILLED to tell a little story to all of you out there who are genuinely interested in being financially dominated. If you haven’t already consumed THOUSANDS of hours of pornography on this topic, you may sincerely have a “hard time” imagining how being a practicing paypiggie would look in your (so far, unfulfilling) life.

Findom for broke beginner boys lesson #2: ANYONE can be a finsub.

In fact, many people are some type of “finsub” to other people, whether they realize it or not. Your boss at work, in a way, is financially dominating you. It’s just less erotic! Who among us hasn’t coughed up cash they didn’t actually want to in hopes of “making” someone else “happy”? This kind of finsubbing is much less fun, but seems to be the REAL “pandemic.” Well, based on what I hear during step-daughter phone sex, anyway! There’s nothing sexy about the perpetuation of these garden varieties of being a “money slave.” But there is a sexual magnetism about being my cash cow that is, well, unparalleled.

But what if you don’t have a 401K or even a savings account? No problem! You can still submit to me in mature, material, and monetary ways. For example, it’s yard sale season. What better foray into findom for broke beginner boys than having a “living yard sale” where you pawn off EVERYTHING you “own”? Because I own you now, your possessions = my property. Duh!

Selling all your stuff = putting the “fun” back in fundraiser.

Imagine how you’ll quiver with arousal and shock when I pawn your grandparents’ wedding photo album for a measly $5. And for the urn with your dog’s ashes? Hmmm, I can be haggled down to much less than the initial “asking price.” My sisters in findom are flocking from far and wide to attend your findom for broke beginner boys kinesthetic learning experience, by the way. And the money they’re paying me with? Well, it’s certainly not from THEIR wallets! It’s coming right out of your already underwhelming bank account, wallet worm. Are you grateful the prices are so low now? Ha ha.

Oh, and what will YOU be doing as I conduct this consensual “embezzlement”? Signing autographed “glamour shots” of yourself you took the last time we had foot fetish phonesex, of course! Yes, I made you be-CUM your own pornographer, commanding you to set up a ring light, a tripod, and do a photoshoot while wearing your leash and licking the inside of my most expensive, highest-heeled stilettos. Who knew that signing autographs, usually a celebratory celebrity activity, could be so shameful?

Ready for your financial domination phonesex “lesson” to begin? Call me!

Call Aileen 1-888-792-6198