In today’s challenging economy, I find myself exploring more creative ways to earn some cash. Besides, why shouldn’t I make money doing things I’m good at? Well, I recently discovered, one of my many talents could earn me some cold, hard cash. I’m sure by now, you’re at the very least curious, intrigued even. Well, here it is, for as long as I can remember, I’ve been able to “clear a room”. Fart Fetish is my new thing. I am now going to sell farts.
If you catch my drift. I’ve always had incredibly foul flatulence, which serves perfectly for those with a Fart Fetish. Because my unique aroma lingers and wafts through the air. So, I thought I would bottle my essence. Which is exactly what I’ve done.
For instance, picture little old me, busting ass, which brings an offensive odor to your nostrils. Now, for such a tiny girl, I certainly make a huge stink. Yet as I’m sure you know, it drives those with a fart fetish wild. Now that I know it’s such a turn on to know a sexy little number “farts” too. Truly, I love to share the experience. Picture it now, opening a jar of my hot fresh farts.
Inhaling my rancid air deeply while you jerk your cock, feeding your Fart Fetish. Close your eyes, then picture my cute little brown starfish tooting into the rim of the jar. Just for you. How lucky you must be to enjoy my special aroma.
I’d make you get down on your knees. While you jerk your cock. I’d bend over right in your face, then spread my ass cheeks. So, you can watch my asshole pucker as my farts burst from my body. While you rapidly beat your little cock to oblivion. Awaiting the next big stink. If only you were here with me. Alas, we can still explore your fart fetish together.
I bet you had no idea sexy little spinners like me could make that kind of smell. Well, I’m the perfect lady to fulfill your fart fetish. (In fact, I’ve busted ass a few times while I write this. When I decide to do something, I strive to be the very best. You might feel a bit embarrassed or ashamed. There’s no need for that with me: You want to smell the biggest, smelliest farts while you stroke your cock wildly, I can deliver.
Imagine the sound, did it rip out of my asshole? Was it a low, wet rumble fighting its way through my plump ass cheeks? My personal favorite is a pussy bubble pop fart. That’s a fart that gurgles it’s was up through my pussy lips and pops right at my clit. Maybe too much information for most, but not for my Fart Fetish gents, the more detail the better. Isn’t that right?
I welcome you into the forbidden zone, I mean, hot girls don’t fart, right? Oh, we do, just in private. We have to keep up the perfect appeal, well, you couldn’t be more wrong. Hot, pretty girls like me, let ’em rip too. I want you to cum uncontrollably for my rank farts. Your fart fetish will be completely fulfilled with me. If you want more, give me a call. That way, you can even hear how my farts sound.
We can explore the realm of fart fetish together. Tell me what you like, maybe a spicy caliente fart? How about a boiled egg fart? The greens farts are the worst!!! How can I best serve your Fart Fetish? After all, your wish is my command.
I want to talk you through your excitement, sniffing a fresh fart. For those with a Fart Fetish, getting one of my fresh farts would be like winning the lottery. Sometimes I even fart into a jar right after an anal session. I love to get my asshole railed. So, you know my asshole is wide open as I fart for a special delivery. Sometimes the air escapes like a squeak, after a good pound session, those farts are wet and sloppy as they smack out of my stretched balloon knot.
I want you to choke your chicken until you blow your load all over your lap. Cum on do it just for me, do it hard. Paint the walls for me, if you’re nice I’ll bust ass right in your ear. As you know, I’m the Mistress of Phone Sex. Be good to me, and I’ll be better for you. I can fulfill your fart fetish, then even a little Ass Worship Sessions.
You deserve to be heard; this is a no-judgment zone, and the dirtier, the better.
Nothing is too dirty for me, I love to be nasty and naughty. Which you’ll soon find out. Don’t be shy, you’re not the first guy to have a Fart Fetish. Release your inhibition, do you like the odor? Or maybe the sound? How about the sensation? Tell me more, share every detail, I don’t want you to leave anything out.
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