Pay attention! You never know where the next National Emergency Sex Alert will cum from, but it’s warning you about ME! You think you’re worried about wars, or the weather? Oh, honey! You don’t know TRUE worry then. I’m more dangerous naked (and even dressed) than ANYTHING you have EVER eXXXperienced! Don’t hit the mute button or change the channel. This shit is so serious that even Canada will air it! You won’t hear about me sucking dick with such vigor, how tight my pussy is, or how deep you can drill my asshole, but trust me, you’ll soon know! It’s a National Emergency Sex Alert!
There’s never been a NATIONAL EMERGENCY SEX ALERT before! So I get it. You’re a skeptic, right? And unlike WEATHER, this will be your only warning, and there’s nowhere to seek shelter. You see, your neighbors will not be targeted. Well, MOST of them won’t be targeted, unless they’re hot as fuck too. So, lie back in your big comfy chair that only YOU sit in. Take that fatty out and just let the re-cum flow. Box of tissues nearby? You won’t need it. This STORM does cleanup too. However, you might want to have a big drink nearby. You WILL be needing that! I’m just warning you. This Emergency Sex Alert will call for a day off work tomorrow, so put in a request the minute I finish with you. LOL.
Oh, no. This National Sex Alert is the real deal, Holyfield! From the minute you hear me banging on the door or window, it’s gonna already be too late. Bend over and kiss your ass goodbye. I’m taking EVEY THNG! I don’t care what you have or have NOT tried before. The Joey Bufet is open, and I’m giving YOU the business, Darlin’! your participation is NOT REQUIRED! Neither is tipping. Haha. But feel free to moan to the high Heavens! Don’t let my sweet, sexy facade fool you. The garter belt and thigh-highs catch you off guard. I AM a danger to all I target. So don’t say you didn’t get the National Emergency Sex Alert.
Maybe set up your recorder, just in case it’s YOU I’m after. I’m almost there, and I’m hungry for you. I’ve got to have you. It’s not a CHOICE for me. My radar is locked and loaded for you. Then, I’m on to the next. Haha. No need to tremble in fear, just get it out and ready. My throat is dry, but my pussy is ripe, ready, and oh so wet for you. You’ve never felt anything like me. In fact, if you close your eyes, I’ll bet your dick just jumped in anticipation of my National Emergency Sex Alert!!
Tell everyone you know to never ignore a National Emergency Sex Alert… I taught you well! Call me for some hot roleplay phone sex like this. Once you’ve had it, you will NEVER look back!
Kiss kiss,
Just Joey
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