I know you THINK you know how to eat pussy. And you MAY be right. But, trust me, fellas, there are LOTS of people who don’t do it the right way. I mean, ideally, you want the maximum ROI on what you’re doing. Not to say you want to get her off in seconds rather than hours. But, whatever time you spend, you do want to “git ‘er done”. Right? So, in order to get that elusive squirt from your lady you need to be methodical. First, don’t just attack it. It’s a sweet little delicate flower not a fucking t-bone steak! Secondly, you must seduce her. Whether asleep or awake, no woman wants to be devoured like you just want to finish her quickly.
So, you want to know how to eat pussy? Then, learn this. Even a quickie requires some finesse. Kiss your way down (or UP) to it. That means don’t just plunge in! Wait for that first eager moan of pleasure to escape from her. Then, use your hands to coax those delicious thighs to part for you like the Red Sea. Oh, yes! Next, Whisper something to her like, “I need you, Baby. Give Big Daddy that sweet nectar.” Wait for it… You’ll feel that first gush of acceptance as her “doors” begin to open for you as if you had said, “Open Sesame!” Just know that even if her eyes remain closed, you’ve gotten all the permission you need to enter. LOL.
To learn how to eat pussy, you must treat it like a fetish you can’t live without. Be ready to savor her cum as if it was a fine meal out at the best restaurant in town that you can barely get a reservation for. But, do it right and you’ll find yourself the ONLY diner that she accepts inside. Open her up and find a hidden door to untapped delights for BOTH of you! French kiss it, slip your tongue deep inside until you feel her fingers at the back of your head, and allow her to guide you to where you need to be. You’ll be thankful for it. I mean why would you wander around guessing as to whether you’re in the right spot?
You want her to love the way you learned how to eat pussy, so don’t leave it to guesswork. Dive in and enjoy the ride as much as you do! Get her wet. I don’t mean damp. I mean, SLOPPY WET and begging for your tongue and fingers! Make it talk to you, Baby. Make it MOAN. And make her never want another mouth on her EVER! Get her so wet that she stumbles when she tries to WALK after you make her SQUIRT all over the bed and on you! Give her that half-awake silly grin that stays on her face all day and night! She’ll look at you like the fucking KING you are to her. She’ll thank you for it in myriad ways!
Moreover, when you learn how to eat pussy, you’ll get a grateful lover in return. If she can’t cook, she’ll learn how! She’ll scrub your fucking back (and any other part you’ll let her) in the shower. You’ll argue less. She’ll put her back into making YOU happy! So, get in there! Twirl that tongue, get her legs slammed around your head and neck; locking you into her and never letting go (well, at least until she passes out in a puddle of gratitude! LOL)! Give her the good loving she never knew she was missing. Make her the queen she always knew she was by lashing her pussy with your implement of pleasure.
Leave no drop of her juices untapped and learn how to eat that pussy the right way. But, do some tongue exercises so you won’t cramp up. That would be a mood-killer ad also tough to eXXXplain at your local Emergency Room! Haha. Call me for more tips and tricks to bring your pussy eating game to levels you haven’t thought of before! Giggle.
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