Fun Cum Cocktails: Bottoms Up!

I wanted something a little kinky at my party.

I love cum.  In all forms.  I love when I cum.  And I love when you cum.  Also, I love eating cum.  And why not drink cum as well?  My kinky cum cooking was quite a hit the last time I had my friends over.  Although I may not be a bartender, I’d say I’m personally well-versed in semenology.  I certainly have had lots of experience with fresh cum. So I came up with some fun cum cocktails to serve my party guests!

The holidays are quickly approaching.  So I thought a little gathering at my place before all the chaos begins would be a good idea.  I’ve got a good group of naughty friends who are always up for anything.  So I put my guest list together and sent out a text.  Everyone seemed really excited to get together.  And I was happy to host.  I let everyone know I’d have plenty of drinks so to just bring their sexy selves and enjoy!

Now to figure out the perfect fun cum cocktails for my guests.

I recruited my hot neighbor, Martin, to assist me with his cum.  We’ve had a pretty fun friends-with-benefits situation since he moved in.  So he didn’t mind one bit when I asked if he could come over for a long jerk-off session.  As we lay back on the bed, one of my hands stroking his hard shaft, I thought about what drinks I enjoy.  The more excited I got about the idea, the harder I stroked his hard cock.  Soon, Martin was ready to explode!  I grabbed the measuring cup from the bedside table and milked his cock until he filled it up halfway.

But I needed more than that.  One load wouldn’t make nearly enough fun cum cocktails.  So I got down between his legs and dragged my tongue along his cock head.  It didn’t take long before he was hard again.  And I was really excited to collect!  I began sucking the tip slowly, teasing him, as he groaned, begging me to take it all the way down.  Right when I knew he was on the edge, I deep-throated him, instantly feeling his warm, creamy load hit my tongue.  Selfishly, I wanted to swallow.  But I let his cum drip from my mouth into another cup.  That load would be perfect for the grapefruit juice and cum concoction I’d just thought up.

I needed more creative fun cum cocktails.

So I took him to the kitchen to help me experiment.  I love a good wheat beer.  So I knew if I mixed a big load of cum in with a regular light beer, it would give me that same cloudy look.  And damn, just one sip and I wanted more.

And how could I not contribute to the fun cum cocktails?  So I hopped up on the counter and slipped my fingers into my pussy and began fucking my hole until I came.  Then I slid my fingertip along the rim of a few glasses, sprinkling a little sugar over the top.  My cum mixed with a sweet treat?  What more could you ask for?  I filled the glasses with some spiked cider.  And I’m not lying when I say those were the fun cum cocktails that were taken first.

But that gave me an idea.  Margaritas!  I had Martin start mixing while I began masturbating again.  After I slid my cum-coated finger along the rims of the glasses, I sprinkled a little salt on top.  Then Martin added his margarita mix.  More fun cum cocktails to offer!

Soon, my party guests arrived.

I love how all my friends understood the assignment.  Everyone showed up looking extra sexy.  And all being very eager to try my fun cum cocktails.  As I looked around the room at my hot friends sipping my handmade drinks, I couldn’t help but smile.  And that’s when I felt a strong arm cup my waist.

It was Frank, a bartender at one of my favorite restaurants.  He pulled me back against him and whispered in my ear.  “You are quite the mixologist, Kayla.  I was wondering if you might want to collaborate on your next drink.”  As he said that, I felt his bulge press against my ass.  Then he grabbed my hand and led me to my bedroom.

Now I need another big load for the next round of my fun cum cocktails.  Why don’t you read all about my Las Vegas wedding, get that dick nice and hard, and…

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