Maybe you weren’t always this pathetic, but something happened to you within the last 10 years that made your pitiful existence nearly palpable. The one thing you have going for you is your hot wife. She’s always been too hot for you, but at least when you were dating, you had charisma and confidence and made her excited to get back home and hop into bed with you. Your dick has always been average, but you at least knew how to use it. KNEW. Your misery with yourself has made your hot wife much less excited about getting in the sack…with you. You’re kind of a drag to have around at all, and actually, it would be a lot easier if you were barely noticeable. Get ready for your Shrunken Man Cuckold!
But it’s no surprise that your future would be oh, so fitting. The day was going as every wretched day during your work hours went. You spilled your morning coffee on yourself just enough for the new secretary to notice and say something about it. After that, you had a 10 o’clock work meeting where you were, as per usual, the butt of at least three jokes. Then, of course, lunch, your favorite part of the workday. Your extremely hot wife made you exactly what you requested, and yet, you manage to still spill half of it, all over your lap like the fucking twat that you are.
You finish up the last hour of the workday by taking a piss at work. Naturally, you forget to shake because you’re a chode, and you’re left with a few embarrassing dots on your trousers. Everyone notices, and several people point it out. This isn’t the first time. Finally, you clock out and hop on the second bus. You missed the first one because your shoe was untied and you tripped. Also, you lost your license in a moment of road rage with a 94-year-old woman with dementia. Public transportation has been a sort of savior to you, yet no one feels that way about you. Not even a little. Definitely, not your hot wife. Speaking of that stone fox…
Your shrunken man cuckold begins now! You open the door, she pretends to be happy to see you, and shoots you with her new shrinking laser. She (regretfully) slept with Elon Musk several years ago, and this was his gift to her, even though she didn’t get knocked up! He still has hope, hence the lovely gift! Anyway, you shrink down into oblivion and run for a nearby slipper. You peek out from your shoe bunker and see not one, but two gorgeous, not pathetic, well-hung men! Welcome to your nightmare, CHODE-TWAT BOY! The three of them get to work and begin their BIG sexy meeting where, as usual, you are on your own, as they all laugh at you! Be sure to check out last week’s blog Alien Bounty Hunter, for more thrilling, yet humorous fantasy. The possibilities are endless!
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