I got the call, and now I am on my way to fix your mistakes. It’s such a shame that a “man” has to call a woman to fix your mistakes. The fact that you two are grown men under a single roof, called a woman, means I need to do more by fixing your inadequacy in more ways than one. Once I get to your door, yet again, I hope to find both of you waiting for me. See, I may be a handy woman, but that doesn’t mean you can’t put up your own shelves, TVs, or even patch your own holes. So, I believe it’s about time I get to the root of why you both keep calling me over. It’s because I am a tall blonde with a toned body? Or are you both so useless that you can’t do anything?
As I approach the doorstep, I find you eager to have my help. “What’s the issue now?” My voice is filled with annoyance, being that this is the 5th time I have been here. “Ah, you made a hole in the wall, again.” Looks like you will be fixing your inadequacy yet again.” As I scan the house, I realize that your roommate is not here. Once you notice me scanning, you inform me that he will be back in a bit. Your words put me at ease, only because he is the most competent of the two of you. Soon, time passes, and the entire time that I have been scanning the hole and looking for beams, I can hear your pathetic voice in the distance. And even though you are less than three feet away from me, you still sound like noise.
As I try to do my job, I can hear you, desperate for my attention. As you are asking questions I have no desire to answer, I hear the door open. “Finally! A real man!” I blurted out, unsympathetic, your worthless emotions. As time goes on, I have now gathered what is going on. Even though your roommate can do everything, he is too lazy to and enjoys the eye candy. On the other hand, you are worthless. I have gathered that what I need to start with is fixing your inadequacy, not his. “You’re right on that! I mean, you should see the tool he has to work with!” As his words leave his mouth, you realize that he has sold you out about that tiny little screw in your pants.
As I have now found the problem, I demand that you drop your pants as I pull out my tape measure. “Since you will be doing some measuring-” Your roommate speaks with eagerness to show off his own tape measure. As I look from one to the next, I realize how I will be fixing your inadequacy. Soon, the chuckles start as I shake my head and walk closer to you. With my tape measure, I predict exactly how small you are before even checking. With yet another chuckle, I begin shaking my head. “This is just pathetic. No wonder you need a woman to do everything.” As my head drifts over to your throbbing, hard, fat, and lengthy roommate, I lick my lips. “Oh, but this? This is the perfect specimen!” And now the ideas begin flooding in.
One thing is for sure, this handy woman is going to have to call in an expert. Seeing how much fixing she needs to do has her share mode unlocked.
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