What If You Got A Lifelike Doll That Looked Just Like Me?

Often, my callers will be using sex toys like a lifelike doll when they call.

A prostate massager, a Fleshlight, a pocket pussy, or a lifelike doll. Men who have full-on sex dolls are few and far between. Last week, however, one guy called who had a full-sized silicone doll. He’d even named it. I won’t say its name, but he talked about this doll as if it were a real person. It seems that men who own these full-sized dolls are more socially awkward than most. They just aren’t comfortable with real women, and a doll seems like a viable alternative to them. One had gone a step further and had a human-sized teddy bear he fucked and kept in his basement.

He was married and was terrified his wife would find this stuffed animal covered in cum. He said after a while he just tossed it out and bought a new one. One would think washing it would make more sense, but hey. If you’re fucking a human-sized stuffed animal, you’re not dealing with a full deck to begin with. Some will spend thousands on a lifelike doll. They can be personalized and customized to whatever you’d like. It’s still cheaper than having a real girlfriend and taking her places, they rationalize. The sex dolls also don’t say no, don’t talk back, and are always willing to service them sexually.

Something a real, live girlfriend or wife will most certainly not do.

One caller told me that his doll was laid out on the bed beside him. He said he was licking it between the legs. Of all the things to do to a lifelike doll, why that? It wouldn’t feel it, so how could licking a piece of silicone give him any pleasure? I suppose pretending it was real gave some satisfaction. Many guys say they love licking pussy. On a doll though would be quite different. It’s not warm, it doesn’t move, doesn’t moan or get wet. Some of these bastards are real sick puppies. Some have even named their toys, as well as their dolls. One man had nearly ten Fleshlights, and he’d named them all after the same actress.

I won’t reveal who, but it was a really weird choice that most would never be attracted to. On the other hand, some guys are cheap and have blow-up dolls that are the same quality as a beach ball. Not many are going to invest the thousands needed for a superior quality lifelike doll that looks somewhat real. Many of them have revealed they use it only after a few drinks in dim lighting. They seem to feel their physical relations with the sex dolls are more realistic under those circumstances. One such caller has sent pics of his dolls, he has three of them. He spends thousands on clothes and jewelry and hats and lingerie for them. It’s quite bizarre.

He spends hours online shopping for a lifelike doll.

He has no one in his life who cares about him, so he spends money on his sex dolls. Some of my callers aren’t using entire sex dolls, but parts. Some sex toys are just a pair of silicone breasts. Or a silicone ass and pussy. They are as creepy as anything. They look like things from a crime scene. You can buy just a silicone torso, and some do. Can you imagine if someone you knew found such a thing? They’d think you were wacko! They’d be right. A Fleshlight or a pocket pussy is one thing, but lifelike dolls or body parts… That’s another thing entirely.

To some callers, it’s as close as they will get to a real human woman ever again. They talk to them and have sex with them. To them, they are their girlfriend. You’d think they’d be embarrassed to send pics of them, but no. They are proud to show them dressed up in the clothes they picked out for them. They want the world to see their “girlfriend,” no matter how bizarre others might find their choices to be. So do you own a lifelike doll? Are you wanting to fuck it while we talk? Have me “direct the action” between you, so to speak? Bring it on, doll boy, bring it on.

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