Honeymoon Tag Along: Which Is Better the Husband or the Ex? ♕

Who Was Really the Honeymoon Tag Along?

I’m trying to figure out who was really the honeymoon tag along.  My friend Jay went on a honeymoon, but not his.  I asked Jay what could possibly make him want to go on a honeymoon and share a woman.  Jay was not married, so I knew he had to be the third wheel.

I mean I had a rowdy cow girl who loved having a good time, but this?  I stood open mouth as my buff guy friend told me all about how he went along on his ex’s honeymoon.  My face had this WTF moment trying to process the whole thing.  Jay had an incredible time and felt he actually got the better end of the stick.  Speaking of sticks, Jay had such a nice rod under his pants.

He had been seeing Christie for years and I thought they would’ve gotten married, but that never happened.  Christie found another guy named Bruce and we couldn’t figure out why she’d go for him.  He was okay looking but skinny and kind of wimpy looking.  I couldn’t believe Jay would want to be the honeymoon tag along for his ex.

Being a honeymoon tag along is worse than being the third wheel.

However, Jay told me he had an excellent time.  The three of them went on a long cruise together.  He remembers being at the wedding.  Yes, she let her ex go to her wedding with Bruce.  After the wedding was over, she made an excuse she had something planned for her new hubby and to wait for her in the honeymoon suite. So who was the honeymoon tag along?

Meanwhile, Christie went over to Jay’s room and to his surprise, she still had on her beautiful wedding gown.  Jay wanted her so badly and had assumed he’d get to fuck her when she wasn’t busy with her new hubby, right?  The minute she got into Jay’s room she didn’t waste time.  She kissed Jay so passionately he didn’t hold anything back.

However, she wanted to keep her gown on and let Bruce remove that.  Jay could live with that.  After all, he knew he was the honeymoon tag along.  Jay went under her gown and removed her panties and started licking that wet pussy.  Christie’s pussy always tasted so good.

Those two always had a good time. But who was the honeymoon tag along?

They had a good time and fucked so hard.  She finally went back to her husband Bruce.  So, Jay hung out and enjoyed his cruise.  He went and worked out at the gym, went swimming, and enjoyed the stops the ship made.  He wondered if Christie was getting fucked right now.

The other half of the honeymoon Christie finally returned.  Oh, trust me Jay and Christie fucked and sucked hard.  They did everything and anything.  He licked her, fucked her holes, and got his dick sucked so hard.  She could suck cock better than anyone he had ever been with.

So why Bruce if he was small and puny down there?  He took care of her in other ways and loved licking out her cream pie.  Bruce didn’t want to lose her, so he gladly shared his wife.  To be honest, I think Bruce was the honeymoon tag along, not Jay.

What do you think?  Would you be the honeymoon tag along or the puny little sissy bitch?  Either way, call me and we’ll have a great time together!