Dirty Old Man Fantasy: My All Time Favourite

Dirty old man fantasy – my favourite yet!  

I’ve had a dirty old man fantasy for as long as I can remember. Of course, I think about hot younger studs and sometimes even the odd girl. But there’s something about an older guy that just makes me extra moist where it matters! 

Grey hair or balding? That doesn’t matter. A few wrinkles here and there. Doesn’t bother me! Retired and collecting a fat pension? Who cares! Need a bit of help from a little blue pill? Bring it on. But I really don’t think you need the pill if you’re with me… my hand and mouth work WAY better than any medicine you might know…

A sexy younger woman is just what the doctor ordered to get that dick of yours pointing to the stars. Scared you can’t perform? Don’t worry, I’m patient. I’ll take my time and eventually work you into a frenzy so you’ll cum again and again. I’ll wake you up with my pussy on your face or my mouth on your cock. Obviously, that pacemaker will be wondering WTF is going on and if you’re fretting about your BP, I’ll even dress in white PVC and be your sexy nurse.

My dirty old man fantasy starts with my pervy neighbour.  

You could be my pervy neighbour, rubbing your cock as you watch my naked silhouette through my bathroom window. If I know you’re watching, I’ll open the blinds and give you a show to remember. Because I LOVE being watched.  I’m a natural exhibitionist. And you are the perfect voyeur! My dirty old man fantasy would come to life as I watch you stroke your cock, teasing you and eventually making myself cum as you watch. Yes, I’m a dirty girl.

I’d see you the next day and pretend nothing happened. That is – until I see you with your wife. Then I’ll make you squirm as I flirt with you and watch her seething reaction as I ask if you’d come and help me with something as my husband’s away. “It’s only a light bulb, my dear. I’ll be back in 5 minutes, ” you promise your wife. Hmm… can I make you cum in 5 minutes? We shall have to see…

As soon as I get you alone, I pull up my dress and tell you to stroke your cock.  I need you hard. I want my dirty old man inside me and I’m wet and waiting. Hurry up… I drop to my knees and suck your dick better in 3 minutes than your wife ever has in 33 years. IF she ever has… I push you into the leather chair and climb up and ride you, I want that old man cum deep in my pussy. And you don’t disappoint, do you? Mmm… what a sexy dirty old man fantasy!

And then there’s the suave and distinguished charmer.  

He’s been here, there and everywhere. Well-travelled. Well-read. He’s had a lifetime of indulging in fine wine and fine women. He is everything I want in a dirty old man. Sophisticated, yet perverted. And mature. Ok – OLD. Mmm… I know where this all started – my penchant for older men – but it’s too naughty to say here. Maybe I’ll tell you when we speak on the phone…

In my dirty old man fantasy world, you’ll charm the knickers off me. The expensive silk ones you bought for me as a present. You know just what to say and do to make me a quivering wreck. That beard of yours tickles me in all the right places. And you’ve learned a thousand ways to please a woman. 

You’re in control. Something I don’t often let happen. But I acknowledge your years, your wisdom, and your expertise. You know what’s best for me. And if that’s a good hard spanking for being a naughty girl cheating on my husband, so be it. Perhaps I’m your sexy secretary and I just lost your biggest client. Grab me by the wrists, and push me down onto your desk. Tear off my panties and fuck me hard from behind as you whisper what a silly, dirty little bitch I am.

Finally, I couldn’t leave this dirty old man fantasy out.  

The one where a bunch of oldies bust their balls over Sleeping Beauty. It’s my go-to one. I’m by my pool, seemingly asleep. My sexy body was barely covered by the tiny triangles of white mesh masquerading as a bikini. Of course, I can hear you.  I can sense your shadows casting over me and blocking out the sun. But still, I pretend to sleep. Perhaps I’m in the midst of a perverted XXX dream.

You and your chums have been enjoying a game of bridge in the sun while talking about your aches and pains. The youngest of the six of you is seventy years old. But when you catch sight of me spread out on my lounger you become a randy bunch of geriatrics who certainly don’t need the help of a little blue pill.

Over you come and start stroking your cocks above me, whispering so I don’t wake up. I fake a soft moan and my hands start exploring my body as if I’m having a naughty dream. As I do, I expose a breast, a pussy lip… Eventually, I’m writhing around rubbing my clit as you filthy old bastards wank your rarely used cocks. Then the touching starts. The groping. Six sets of calloused old hands molesting me, yet still I fake slumber. Even the first spurt of cum splattering across my breasts and stomach doesn’t rouse me. Nor when it hits my exposed pussy.  It’s only when it squirts on my face that I finally “wake” and take the last of you in my mouth and drain your dirty old man balls.

If you’re a dirty old man, I’d LOVE to hear from you soon. Indulge me!

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