Tiny Penis In The NFL ♕

My friend married a tiny penis in the NFL.

My best-friend Amber made the mistake of marrying a man without fucking him first. Very handsome, wealthy, and kind. Being that he was an athlete, so she thought she’d found the perfect catch. Tragically she discovered on their wedding night that his greatest shortcoming was too short to make her or any other woman cum. He was laughably a tiny penis in the NFL.

We’d punish that tiny penis in the NFL – literally!

On the night of her honeymoon, she called me crying miserably. “April, my husband’s penis is so small it cannot even penetrate me.” Is this really going to be the most memorable night of my life? I need a real man with a worthwhile dick to fuck. I have waited too long.” She had gotten her loser husband drunk and cuffed him to the bed posts. She felt justified he tricked her into marriage by hiding his pathetic secret. He was not a real athlete, not even a real man. He was just a tiny penis in the NFL!

“A tiny penis is sexual abuse. I’ll help you get justice and satisfaction tonight,” I calmed sweet Amber.

I knew several of the NFL players on his team, intimately. I had once been a naive hottie gangbanged myself. The ones with the hugest cocks really knew how to fuck a girl. Therefore they could satisfy my friend in ways a tiny penis in the NFL never could. I made a few phone calls about this emergency and six guys with the biggest dicks on the team were on their way to Amber’s hotel room. We all arrived at the same time and a big buff player pinched my ass beneath my skirt as I walked into the room ahead of him and his friends.

Amber’s tiny husband was stirring from his drunken slumber as a swarm of big NFL dicks entered.

“Amber, what’s happening? Why is April here? And why are my teammates here?!” he pleaded. “Shut the fuck up Joe! Real dicks are going to fuck me good on my honeymoon night. Big, hard dicks I can actually feel.” Amber laughed smugly. Joe dropped his head. Finally, realizing that his tiny pecker was bare for all his teammates to see, he was humiliated. After holding back for as long as they could, the big men erupted into laughter over Joe’s impossibly small dick. Many made jokes and innuendos about his being the perfect geriatric butt plug. Others demanded whether his oral skills compensated for what he lacked in drilling manpower. All were incredulous that there existed such a tiny penis in the NFL at all.

Amber’s wedding night saved her marriage to that tiny penis in the NFL.

Indeed, she enjoyed the greatest fuck of her life and every orifice was fully stretched to its limits and satiated. Before the night was over her inadequate husband found a bit of silver lining too. Humbled, he was a good sport and model spectator. How about you, what would you do about a tiny penis?