Dirty sex story – Drunk blond gets pulled over by horny cops

Everyone has that one dirty sex story, that still gets them wet. 

Well, of course, I have a dirty sex story or two of my own.  This particular night, I went out with a group of girlfriends.  Our plan was simply to all drive over to my friend Amy’s house, get dressed then get a Lift to take us to the club.    Everything seemed to be going according to plan.  I was strategic about the way I parked my car. Making sure to park on the road, in case I was a little buzzed when we returned. I didn’t want to have to do too much maneuvering.  I gathered my bags from the car and  I went inside to meet up with the other girls.   

The night was still early.  We finished getting dressed and looked good as hell.  Of course, while waiting for Lift we continued to have a few more drinks and a couple of joints.  By the time the driver pulled outside we were all feeling good and ready to party.  We piled into the Lift van and headed to the club.  Since I was with my girls I had no thoughts of being someone’s dirty sex story tonight. 

Once at the club

Because my girls and I were looking so tasty, the free drinks continued to flow all night long.  We were having so much fun partying and dancing like the world was going to end.   About  3:30 in the morning,  we staggered out of the club to meet the Lift driver. We piled in the Lift van and headed back to Amy’s house.   The fun continued on the ride home, we laughed about all the cock that was being thrown our way.  Sharing dirty sex story after dirty sex story about how big or small they were as they stiffened when we danced with them.  It was a great night out with my girls 

The lift driver pulled in front of Amy’s house.  We all climbed out of the van one by one.   Once inside, some of the girls had already decided to stay the night, While some of us just needed to sober up.   I made a large pot of coffee and decided to sober up a bit and drive home.  After a couple of cups of coffee, I felt better and decided to make that 15 min drive to my house.  Yes, I still felt a little topsy but the thought of laying naked in my own bed I thought was worth the risk.  Besides, it was like quarter till 5 in the morning and who would be out that time of morning other than me. 

Oh no, blue light!

I thought my driving was pretty good.   My lips were a little dry so I reached for my purse causing the car to swerve.  Quickly straightened the car,  but by then the dark sky lit up with blue lights.  “Oh shit!”, I said loudly as I  pulled over to the side of the road.   Inside I was panicking, thinking about the amount of weed and tequila I had consumed.   A BBC (big black cop) approached the door and knocked on the window.   Then a sexy white female cop went to the opposite side of the car.  My heart was beating louder than a thousand drums when he asked for my license and registration.   He wanted to know if I knew why I was being pulled over.  Of course, I knew.  However, I was not going to admit it to him.  So I said no. 

He began informing me that they witnessed me swerving and wanted to make sure I had not been drinking.  Of course, I knew I was so fucked.   I was asked to step out of the truck for a sobriety test.   The second I blew into that stupid contraption they not only knew I was drunk but drunk as hell.   They began to handcuff me and read me my rights.

 Dirty sex story with 2 dirty cops

While their hands rubbed all over my body, they began to whisper to each other.   Now, I was drunk but not that damn drunk.  It seemed they both wanted a dirty sex story with me.  She began sliding my panties down,  while the other officer pulled out his Big Black Cock.   She squeezed my face between her fingers and informed me, “You have two options, for today!”   I listened carefully as she said, “DUI or a hot dirty sex story?”   As you know I definitely chose the latter.   Are you ready to hear naughty details?  Well you know I can not wait to tell you.  Pick up the phone and we can make our own.  

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