The Swipe-Right Slut Emerges Again ♕

The Swipe-Right Slut is at it again.

The first time I considered myself a swipe-right slut was after I got dumped. Getting dumped can be incredibly tough and it’s natural to feel hurt, confused, and even angry. Oh, and I can’t forget horny.  Soon you start to feel so super horny after a break.  Then, you’re left wondering where your next dick or sexual meals will come from.   Meanwhile, it’s okay to take the time to process these emotions and come to terms with the situation. Remember that it’s not a reflection of your worth as a person. Duh. I mean, there’s something wrong with him if he doesn’t want me, right? Lean on your vibrators and porn for support, and take care of yourself through this difficult time. Hell, you may even need to Dash A Dick or a meal or two to get you by.

Swipe Right-Slut On The Hunt

First, starting to use a dating app can feel overwhelming at first.  For a swipe-right slut like myself, I’m over that new feeling you get, but if you are new, when you swipe right on a picture on a dating app, there’s a mix of anticipation and hope. It’s a small gesture, but it feels like you’re putting yourself out there and opening the door to the possibility of connecting with someone new. There’s a brief moment of excitement. You may even get a little moist.

Second, you wonder if this could be the start of something special. It’s all about the pictures. The pictures are typically headshots and “clothes on” and makes it more difficult. However, there are so many profiles to look through that it can be hard to know where to start. It’s common to feel excitement and nervousness about putting yourself out there. Some people feel skeptical about the process, while others are optimistic about the potential to meet new people.  So, overall, it’s a new experience that can be both exciting and daunting.

Same Game, Different Place

Similarly, I imagine most dating sites tend to be just like it is in a bar.  We as women get to look and pick out which man we decide to take home with us or a woman. I guess it’s still a slightly unfair world. When we get to pick, it’s up to them to try. My swipe-right slut mailbox understandably fills up with “good morning” and “goodnight, beautiful”.  And “What are your plans today, beautiful? I hope you had a good day.”  It’s notable and interesting to see how people present themselves and what kind of impression they want to make. Some photos are playful, some are more serious, and others are candid. It’s a bit overwhelming to take it all in.  It’s also intriguing to glimpse different people’s lives.

As I am now a veteran swipe-right slut I understand how frustrating it can be to feel fed up with dating men. Overall, it’s tough when you’ve put yourself out there and haven’t had the best experiences. Like maybe they didn’t know how to eat pussy Maybe his dick was too small. Perhaps he gave you that weird side eye when you told him you just wanted him to eat your ass. Taking a break to reevaluate what you’re looking for and to focus on yourself can be a healthy decision. It’s important to remember that the right person is out there, and taking a step back can sometimes lead to a fresh perspective.

Swipe right-slut Taking Aim

Lastly, this time, I adjusted my search to include all men and women. They/them/alien. I was on a mission, a hunting mission. This swipe-right slut was in search of something new and exciting.

Consequently,  it didn’t take but minutes, and I coupled with multiple girls. One particularly stood out.  Her eyes were hypnotizing and her body was slim.  She was super tall, and I wondered if it would be awkward for her. It was a 6’2 frame with my 5′ 3 frame. I looked through her profile and some more of her pictures.

Naturally, I read her little bio, and she didn’t seem to be into murdering people or anything dangerous. So as a result,  I wrote a message and asked her if we could have a dinner date.  Her reply was quick, almost urgent. She said. “Yes, how’s tonight at 8 sound.” The swipe-right slut lands another one. I asked for the address and said I would be there. At 7:50, I’ll have to share all the intimate details of how my date goes when we talk next.  Spoiler alert! It was HOT!