I’ve done enough food play blogs to write a short cookbook at this point! Hmmm, not a bad idea! Anyway, given that you are a hopefully living breathing human and not a robot reading this, you probably love food! If you are a robot, please don’t attack me! Ty! This Season was off to a mild start, but with the temps going way low around most of the country, some culinary sexy time is in order! If you’re like most people I know, you are spending a lot of time indoors at the moment. Why not start getting weird with what’s in your fridge? I mean, it’s very unlikely people are going to be “swinging by” to say hi during a frosty storm. In other words, it’s time to make a fucking mess, and it’s going to be really fun, really cute, and very sexy! It’s a sploshing Winter edition!
Do you have a fireplace? It’s time for a winter version of toasted marshmallows! Get them nice and warm, pop them in your mouth, and start spreading them everywhere. If those little warm pillows are in HER mouth, I have a few ideas for you too (wink wink.) Melt some chocolate, and drip drip drip, right on those nipples! They are cold nips after all! Want S’more? It’s nice to have a yummy warm treat when it’s so terribly cold out! Why not Sexy Swimsuit Season isn’t for a while! The Sploshing Winter edition might be the most fun season to splosh, but that is really for you to find out! Sploshing Fall edition was marvelous, but what else did we leave out? Did someone say chicken pot pie? Move over apple pie, there’s a new pie to fuck this year! It’s already nice and creamy, so leftovers will look about the same!
When it’s 15 below, stay inside, and get to sploshing! Fill your tub with mulled cider, and splish splosh! Why not bathe and get a buzz simultaneously? Leftover booze from NYE? Hey, you could even do a champagne topper! I can think of a few things you can do with that bottle! It’s spin the bottle of course (hee hee!) Either way, you should get nice and tipsy just in case you tip the food boundaries. Although, if you both get super stoned, all the food boundaries will seem like a piece a cake and most certainly be pushed! Mmmmm, push pops…that sounds more like a summer treat. What about corn on the cob, with melted butter? Yum and fun!
Sploshing Winter edition should be sloppy and fun. Like I said before, you aren’t going to be having too many people stopping by! Aside from that, that’s what Spring cleaning is for right? Oooo, the Spring sploshing edition might have quite a few pantry items to utilize. Those canned goods won’t last forever, better get to spreading em’ on some good cans! But before then, make a big batch of chili, and let her step in it. You’re welcome!
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