There are interstellar hookers and there are interstellar escorts. Learn the difference if you don’t want to offend! Escorts up there aren’t so different than those on planet Earth; however, the requests tend to be a little more intense. Have you ever been shot into a black hole, willingly? You would never have the opportunity or the desire, I think. It does get pretty dark up there. I mean, we have guys do crazy shit like David Carradine on Earth. Out in the sparkling expanse, their version of EA would be seeing how close you could get to the Sun before you burst into flames. They like to go out with a bang up there, a big one. Ye be warned that one particular escort may seem harmless. She isn’t! Look out for the Sploshing Space Mistress, Candy!
That’s right! She always had a sweet tooth. She invented sugar cane in her laboratory one day. The lab that escorts use. She waited to see what humans did with it after she shot it onto Earth. She then napped for a few million years. When something interesting finally popped up, she had an algorithm alarm go off. She waited all that time for Necco Wafers, it turns out. Who are we to judge the Sploshing Space Mistress? Some things caught her eye in the years soon after. A big hit for her was Jello. Candy had some interesting choices. Her escort friends finally convinced her to try chocolate. Trying pastries finally broadened her horizons. The guy who invented her sweet tooth Algorithm was shot into a black hole shortly after. He loved it, we think.
Finally, something sweet was out there in that frigid, endless, hellscape. So everyone thought. Everyone was happy to be eating sweet treats night in and night out for the first few hundred years! They got really sidetracked from everything else. All they ever wanted was sugar! It all caught up to them, eventually. Candy hated the universe of her own doing. She pulled the plug. Candy didn’t want Candy Land! She wanted to go back to a time when dudes were impregnated by monster aliens. And liked it! You know how that one goes. She missed the true darkness. Candy decided to ruin it for everyone and finally spoil everyone’s appetite. She no longer watched guys eat nerd ropes across the Milky Way. Instead, she threw them into vats of hot caramel.
They didn’t want to just eat Junior Mints and Skittles anymore! They wanted to be pelted with them after they were dipped and frozen in liquid nitrogen! Sure, they enjoyed drowning in massive hot fudge sundaes. It’s a sweet way to end things. Don’t you think? It was finally a rational universe once again! Thank the Gods. Do you Dare To Share, the sweet way you would like to go? Check out last week’s blog, Hot Psychic Escort, for more Sci-fi reading! Until next time, don’t forget about dinner!
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