It’s officially fall! In addition to the leaves beginning to change, so will the cuisine. That means a few things. For one, sploshing just got a little more spicy, pumpkin spicy that is! In addition, with all of the squishy produce and pastry-driven food available in autumn, you’re bound to have a tasty time. Warm, cozy, flavors ready to set you off and spread…on…you. Maybe in a pile of leaves, maybe by the bonfire, maybe in bed! The choice of the location is yours, but how well will you curate this sexy menu? How many courses before the inter..mission (he he) leading up to the BIG SHOW! How will you plan the specials of the day for Sploshing Fall Edition?
Maybe the first course should be a mint jelly massage? Pretty, green, while so minty fresh! Certainly a sweet treat and an easy starter for those newer to the world of food play. Certainly, it wouldn’t be seasonally appropriate if we didn’t include cranberry sauce in this section of Sploshing Fall Edition. You can even kill two birds and have it handy for Halloween horror decorating. That way, when everyone leaves your party you can smash it right between those cheeks! Very sustainable! Does your girlfriend fancy a trip to the apple orchard this autumn? Who needs it when you’ve got a jar of apple butter handy in your pantry? Just open, dip your hand, and throw it onto her tits and voila! Chef’s kiss!
Not that silly! This isn’t a water sports fetish blog! It’s time to get buttered up while getting down! Have you ever played with warm butternut squash? Scoop it out and spread it around, or see if it has a place right on your…lap! Sweet, potato…casseroles, one for each foot. Think of all the layers. First the top crunch of the marshmallow, then it’s bouncy center, then the pureed sweet potato finale. She’ll love how it feels stepping in, but even more when you lick it off each toe! Clearly, we haven’t forgotten about the pumpkin! The master of food play disaster! Just kidding, we love you pumpkin! Chopping off your top, pulling all that mess out, and rubbing it all over our bodies! Once again, a two-fer! Throw a candle in there and you are in the holiday spirit and romantic!
Dessert! Pie anyone? Apple? Merengue? Pumpkin? Cream? All of them will be fun, all will be delicious, however, all should be at once for the ultimate pie fight fuck fest. Just do it. How about a warm pear crisp followed by some chilly vanilla ice cream? She won’t be hot and cold with you ever again after this titillating temperature change. What about a rice krispee foot rub? A sticky cinnamon bun over each of hers? Just remember the best part of waking up is coffee cake on your cock and Folgers in your cup! Happy Holidays!
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