Olympic Sex Marathon. Every four Summers there is a special Summer. One where you lounge around and watch athletes do incredible things with their bodies. At first, you’re in awe. It’s always unbelievable how they bend and contort, how fast they are…how strong they are. Even though you aren’t participating, there is something very invigorating about the whole experience. It doesn’t matter if you are lying in bed, you feel inspired. Some might hit the gym. Others might go for a brisk walk. I, on the other hand, have found a new tradition that burns calories, and I don’t even need to leave the house! It’s time for the Olympic Sex Marathon!
You roll over, and get that morning workout in! Who needs laps in the pool when he’s got a lap you can ride? I always make sure I’ve got a mirror behind my bed so I can watch those breaststrokes while he’s jiggling mine! I can always flip over and get him behind me. On your mark, get set, go! I don’t have time for your freestyle medley. I need action! It is, after all not a race, but an Olympic sex marathon! I’ll watch the TV on all fours and give that backstroke a run for its money! If we get a little tired, we’ll go for the sidestroke. It’s fun and cozy! Don’t worry, I’ll finish it off with a full butterfly and collect all my medals, at once, all over my bedsheets! It’s not watersports if there isn’t a big splash at the end!
To go all the way, you need to be in shape. However, you can always start slow. Winter Olympics might be more of your bag to start. You know, like curling. But work your way up and you’ll be skiing all over that ass! It’s not too late to get in shape. Remember, it’s still sexy swimsuit season! And that goes for you too. You can always do some solo figure skating until you find your match. Then it’s off to the races! Before you know it, you’ll be bobsleighing her straight into town where you’ll finally make it to the real Olympics. Yeah, I said it—the real Olympics. Anyway, get to work! Get that hand workout in. I’m telling you to jerk off to be clear.
Hot Gymnastics! We might need to move to the living room and get some floor exercises in! I’ll judge you if you DON’T have carpet burn by the time we’re through! While you’re taking a break on the couch, I’ll be running down the hallway getting ready to vault right onto that D! Don’t worry, it will feel better than it hurts. I’ll indulge you and get my mouth around that balance beam. It will be my turn soon, and my legs will be twitching. You’ll be holding onto those uneven bars when I scream in victory!
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