Blarney Mc’Diddler is back, and he is not the same lil ol’ fiddlin’ leprechaun we all knew and loved. Blarney went off to prison after his 15 minutes of fame on TikTok were up. For those of you who remember, he got, well, a little handsy. Now, those hands, aren’t so little! He pumped major iron while he was locked up in the joint. He just had to hit up some of his hussies from Gumars to smuggle in some steroids. Blarney went from being the size of an American Girl Doll, to a medium-sized Horse Jockey. Psh, and people were impressed with Christian Bale going from 120 lbs to Batman! Batman has nothing on BLARNEY. Anyway, his 11 months were up, and he’s back better than ever. Now, Blarney goes by The Jolly Green Giant.
He didn’t get out on good behavior. Blarney was a rat. He befriended a bunch of the prisoners, but he wasn’t their friend. The dum dums were fucked while some were smarter. Some of the prisoners never let anyone get too close, not even a lil’ cutie like Blarney. He knew he needed to get the hell out of dodge before the guys on the outside caught up with him after what he did to their dum dum friends.. He knew it was a bozo move ratting those guys out, but he was desperate! Jolly Green Giant wasn’t built for prison! He had artist hands. Hands for widdling, and fiddling, and…diddling sometimes. He knew he couldn’t turn to his old mob crew, and TikTok had failed him. He decided on Chicago. It was far enough away and St.Padddy’s was just around the corner. He would blend in seamlessly!
He felt relieved. Kind of. He knew a Guinness and a shot of Jameson would calm him down. After wandering around in the cold, he finally decided on a bar. He popped in early in the evening and grabbed a stool before the onslaught on green-beer guzzling patrons would make their way in. He closed his eyes and started thinking about the incredible journey he’d been on. How he went from Ireland to Jersey, made friends, made enemies, did time, and thought “Everything’s going to be alright.” He was thinking about…”No sleeping at the fuckin’ bar, PAL,” The bartender said, loudly, pulling Blarney back into reality. He started to explain himself, but the clock hit 7 and the fiends came in like a typhoon.
Not just any alcoholics, but CHICAGO alcoholics. Blarney lost his balance. His tiny bum was no longer on his seat. Lost in the sea of legs and green tights, Irish whiskey hit him like a Tsunami. Grenades of corned beef and cabbage fell through and hit him left and right, followed by Bangers and Mash bombs, blinding him. Finally, the Guinness he once held so dearly to his heart now dragged him in a river through the pool table legs, where he met his fate, drowning in a shepherd’s pie. The Tik Tok Leprechaun was finally gone forever. Most will not remember him. There will be no real memory of him. Occasionally, there will be the accidental click, somewhere in the interwebs. But, mainly nothing. Rest Blarney. Dream your dirty thoughts. You’ll always be Mc’Diddler to me! For now, Happy Saint Paddy’s Day You Bozos!
I’m looking for my little, Jolly Green Giant.
Looking for your Giantess this big green weekend?
If so, be sure to…
Dominated and Dripping: The Goddess’s Secret Room Inside my s... Read More
The Spare Key Was Supposed To Be For Emergencies! I wasn’t ex... Read More
Nobody Knew About My Little Secret! There are some days when yo... Read More
Naughty College Girl Teases Her Professor This naughty college... Read More
Let’s Lock that Cock Tonight, my study partner is coming over... Read More
I’m the Furthest Thing from Submissive – Dominant Tease an... Read More
Dinner was so nice. You didn’t have to go to all that trouble... Read More
His Uncontrollable Urge Gooning Would Make It Hard To Hold Back ... Read More
It Was Time For Him To Be The Submissive One! I wasn’t planni... Read More
He Teased Me As He Stripped Me! It started with him removing my... Read More
Sensual Festival Teasing Would Make This Stranger Ache I was in... Read More
Be careful of a pretty face! For years, I have been one of the... Read More
Had a long and lovely call with Avalon this weekend. She is a wonderful person who is fun to speak with about anything, but of course, she is especially good at the phonesex part of the conversation. She listens intently, knows what her client likes, and contributes her own ideas to the calls. I switched things up in the middle of our call and she didn’t miss a beat, figured out quickly where I was going and met me there in a way that completely fulfilled the fantasy. She is, and remains, extraordinary.
Honestly, Scarlett is absolutely incredible. She is far from an average operator. In fact, she is sexy, passionate, and mesmerizing. I never wanted the call to end, and you won’t either!
Aileen~ Awesome as Usual!
Aileen is the best! We have had quite a few date nights now and she drives me crazy each time. She knows me and what I like now and plays until I can’t take it anymore…in a good way of course. It’s also fun to laugh with her during “pillow talk”. The time always goes too fast! As always, looking forward to next time.
On our latest call Aileen deemed me to be Her sickest disciple, after previously telling me I am the most pathetic. I am so honored to be Her sickest most pathetic disciple. Aileen has brought me so far. I love ❤️ and worship Her and pray that our journey continues forever. Aileen rules!
Michelle’s voice and ideas were very exciting!! I can’t wait until our next adventure!! Everyone should give her a call she won’t disappoint you. When you call her, I’m sure you’ll be feeling the same way!!
Simply put, Vicky is and always has been amazing. She is so much fun to play with and talk to!
Zoey was amazing. The minute our call started, she knew what I needed and delivered like no other has. She is Spectacular!
This red-headed vixen blew more than my fantasy away! Talk about knowing what to do and how to do it…. This was by far the best I have had in a long time.
I feel Mistress Megan is in charge even when not online. I’m her slave.
Megan is extremely open minded. Plays along with even the most taboo fantasies. Close your eyes and enjoy!
Jamie has gotten insanely popular, so she is often “busy” or “offline,” but a call with her is well worth the wait. Sweet, attentive, and often funny as well as dirty, she has raised my fantasy role-play into something hotter than I ever imagined it could be.
