Slutty Siren Sinners Guard the Coves Kingdom. ♕

Into the forest and out to the sea.

We’re ancient creatures who dwell beneath the surface of oceans and seas, also known as the slutty siren sinners clan. Our clan keeps the kingdom safe from intruders and outsiders. We take pride in keeping up with our cove’s appearance for one main reason, appearance. Our kingdom and our people also represent what we emanate within ourselves. Our whereabouts remain a mystery and have for many centuries. The one rule that is punishable by banishment from the golden kingdom is the exposure of our existence; the sons of Adam must never find us.

However, as the full moons pass, our clan struggles to stay hidden from those wanting to know of our whereabouts. I’m the eyes and ears of the kingdom; I make sure everything is running smoothly. Today, on my regular swim throughout the Mer kingdom, mid-way through the golden columns underneath the Barnacle vines, I hear the golden conch sound. The last time I heard the golden conch, our kingdom was in grave danger of being exposed to the sons of Adam. Our Mer queen Sabrina ordered 150 ft. waves to come crashing down on the ships. Many lives are lost at the expense of protecting our hidden treasure.

For example, we hear the stories of how the sons of Adam searched for our existence to breed and reproduce with us and leave us afloat our clam pods. They will come down and strip our golden kingdom of every last treasure we have. Queen Sabrina warns her slutty siren, sinners, time and time again. She teaches us that staying hidden keeps our kingdom existing now and for centuries to come like it’s always been. Our people, including myself, love and respect our queen and will do everything in our power to protect her and our kingdom.

Thank your Mer kingdoms defense team -The slutty siren sinners.

Additionally, siren Emily, Vanessa, Gemma, and I are the queen’s most brutal warriors amongst the kingdom’s army. Although, we’re nothing without our 2nd forces land team. Elise, Shay, Ramona, and Kayla, harness the power to walk on land. Also, they hymn songs that lure the son of Adam into our cove, where they disappear for eternity. Evidently, the most arduous task are for the most powerful sirens. Not only is Stacy, Scarlett, Dahlia, and Chloe the kingdom’s fiercest sirens but also, each can bind the power of water, air, earth, and even fire; they wear their emulates proudly.

The conch is deafening… Vanessa blows a water dart into my fin to wake me from my daydream. Where am I? I look down at my breasts, tails, and fin. The sunlight’s rays beam through the ocean’s surface, highlighting my golden slutty siren sinners armor. As our pod ascends to the surface, Emily, Vanessa, Gemma and I swim towards the ship. After some time, we find peepholes to peek through. There they are, the sons of Adam. The sons of Adam are dressed in earth’s natural green hue; they seem content. We continue to observe as they dance around uncoordinatedly under the St.Patty’s Day banner.

They continue to ingest a brownish-yellow-hued concoction; why does it seem to make them even more uncoordinated? Finally, siren Emily points out an exact map that leads to our kingdom’s treasure; it’s placed upon a wooden panel next to the consumed liquid concoctions. Siren Gemma picks up her conch, signals the queen about the map, and then makes the call. We brace onto the ship’s wooden exterior panels as queen Sabrina sends a wave of tsunamis to crash upon the ship. It is our duty to swim through the disaster and detain the sons of Adam.

The slutty siren sinners make their way into murky sea-water.

After detaining the human-men, the 2nd forces team comes in. They use their hypnotic ear-pinching hymn to lure the men into the depths of the kingdom down into the dungeon. My warrior team and I stayed behind and removed the ship’s evidence. The forces team goes down to the kingdom’s darkest point, where the naughty sons of Adam are imprisoned for all of eternity. Sirens Stacy, Scarlett, Dahlia, and Chloe take it from there. They are in charge of chaining the human men enslaving them and using them to inseminate our vast Mer kingdom to breed the best and strongest mer-next-of-kin.

Surely, this will happen again. The sun comes setting against the horizon, the slutty siren sinners and I swim to the golden arches, where we find queen Sabrina once again pleased with our courageous efforts. In addition, she provides a grand celebration throughout the kingdom for us. She recognizes us to the kingdom as the reason our kind continues to exist in prosperity and bountifulness. Without the sons of Adam as our prisoners, there would be no descendance. Without our warriors, there would be no sinners.

Cum celebrate the sinner clan this St. Patty’s day!