My Foreign Insertion Kink Helped Me Find the Perfect Partner

Discovering My Foreign Insertion Kink

I’ve always had a foreign insertion kink. Without a doubt, I’ve just always craved putting strange objects inside of me.

First, I used a giant candy cane I received in a Christmas basket. I engineered the damn thing. Measuring 12″ long by 1.5″ wide, I slipped a condom on it to lessen any drag and improve aerodynamics. Although I had plenty of sex toys, it was extremely erotic to use something not designated for my pussy. I became enamored with finding the most pleasurable non-sex toy sex toy to satisfy my foreign insertion kink.

Insatiable Foreign Insertion Kink Fun

Once I started, I couldn’t stop. Curling irons with 1″ barrels- turned off, of course- were a pussy pleaser. Hairbrush handles? I couldn’t brush off my desire for them. Handles of stray hammers? Nailed it. Undeniably, a ripe banana was my favorite. It a-peel-ed to my orgasmic sensibilities. Equally important was the post-orgasmic potassium boost that eating the banana gave me. Besides, they were plentiful, cheap, could be larger or smaller based on whether I was in a “size queen” kind of mood, and were inconspicuous instruments of pleasure for my foreign insertion kink.

A Foreign Insertion Kink That Is Here To Stay

When I did attempt to switch back to mainstream sex toys, they no longer seemed to hit the (g-)spot. Trust me when I say I really tried to get into the basic bitch shit again. But classic phallic-shaped toys were just not the bangers I craved. Furthermore, I even tried the unconventional dildos, like “dragon cock”. Although that fucked with the rational side of me as I wondered what currency a dragon had been paid in to sign over the rights to use his cock mold for the human capita-lust market, among other similar thought-provoking questions.

After that, I even tried a hard plastic corn-on-the-cob vibrator that could double as a dildo which I hoped would fill the empty pussy void, but to no avail. I needed something that would fill me up and make me feel good, but nothing hit like non-sex toys. Dildos seemed too small and insignificant. That led me back to my foreign insertion kink.

Enlisting a Kink Quest Partner

All of a sudden I had a brilliant idea. What about hacking power tools? They were the kind of thing that a man’s man used, and maybe they would pack some major orgasmic power into them. I enlisted my favorite fuck buddy into my foreign insertion kink who moonlighted as a fabricator when he wasn’t giving me multiple orgasms. Soon I discovered that “fabricator” is the technical man’s man way of saying he could make anything out of nothing.

Fabricator Fuck Buddy showed me he was the MacGuyver of sex toys by making me a dildo version of an automatic weapon. When the trigger on a reciprocating saw was pulled, the attached toy of your choosing would thrust itself with the power of a hundred construction workers. While I loved my reciprocating power fucker, due to the weight of the machine, it was more of a two-person activity rather than a solo project.

Friends Let Friends Enjoy Foreign Insertion Kink Fun

Despite that not being the winning solo toy, the conversation with Fabricator Fuck Buddy turned out to be serendipitous. Unbeknownst to me, he secretly had a foreign insertion kink, too. Furthermore, he had never shared his sexual interest with anyone else before me. He was excited to hear about my experience with my placebo pussy pleaser. Most of all, he was excited to stuff my pussy with all of the things he fantasized about for years. He said he never thought he’d finally live his fantasy.

But I am the lucky one. I now have someone to go with to the farmer’s market- although we call it the sex toy market- and pick out oversized vegetables to cram into my hungry holes. When it comes to a foreign insertion kink, or really any kink, two dirty minds are better than one.

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