Asian Sex Doll Publicly Humiliates Owner for His Small Penis

A Lost Dummy Sets the Stage for an Asian Sex Doll

Even from inside the “Asian sex doll compartment” I’m often transported in, I heard the club manager from the Laughter Factory in New York yell loudly through the phone at my owner Gary.  “Where are you?!”

Gary let out an exasperated sigh. “Someone broke my window and stole Pops- you know, the dummy I’ve used for my ventriloquist act for the past 15 years.  I know I drove across the country to perform at your legendary club, but without Pops, my act is dead.”

“You can’t quit,” the club manager barked. “I already have your name plastered across all the event listings on the club website, social media platforms, and in every advertisement.  I don’t care if you draw a face on a sock- you’re coming or you’ll never work in this town again!”

Gary hung up the phone, muttering under his breath. “Sure Gary, draw a face on a sock and make it talk! You might as well just use your Asian sex doll and drag her cum-covered body onstage!” Gary paused. “Wait… that’s not a bad idea… I bet that would go viral!” Gary excitedly shouted over his shoulder to me. “Alright, my little Asian sex doll! You’re going to be the star of the show tonight!”

The Asian Sex Doll Awakens

Gary rushed into the club with only minutes to spare before the show started, wheeling his trunk with me hidden inside.  He wanted to see the shocked look on everyone’s face when he walked onstage with an Asian sex doll.  In the dressing room, Gary brushed my long, silky black hair and adjusted my improvised outfit: one of his dress shirts tied up to expose my silicone midriff and my regular short black miniskirt.

The emcee introduced Gary to a polite round of applause and Gary picked me up and emerged from behind the curtain.  As he stepped up to the mic, the applause stopped, and I could see the shocked look on everyone’s faces.  They stared in awe at the Asian sex doll now perched on Gary’s knee.

“Hi, I’m Gary! I just flew into New York with my girlfriend Missy and boy are our arms tired!” Gary yelled emphatically to the perplexed crowd, flapping my silicone arms maniacally.

He paused, waiting for his joke to land, and heard the deafening silence.  Unquestionably, Gary was going to bomb if I didn’t step in.

Humiliating Comedy

“Is that your Asian sex doll?!” a man’s voice shouted rudely from the black void that the stage light glare created.

Although Gary opened his mouth to respond, I was tired of staying silent.  I turned in the direction of the heckler and could feel Gary jump with surprise at my movement.  “Gary has to have a cock before we can have sex!  I’ve worn high heels bigger than that pathetic excuse for a cock!” I exclaimed.

The crowd roared with laughter.  Despite Gary’s obvious confusion and utter embarrassment at his sex doll berating him, he must have realized he just had to go with the flow of the show. “Missy, shhhh! That’s insulting and not even true!”

“The only thing that’s insulting is that you don’t even realize if you didn’t have your hand up my asshole so often, Gary, I’d have left you and your basement bedroom in your mommy’s house by now!  A bitch is never satisfied with your needledick!  Or should I say, ‘enlarged clit’?” I held up my silicone pinky to demonstrate.

The loud cheers from the crowd and the round of applause were deafening.  It egged me on to finally say all the things I wanted to say to Gary.  “Evidently reality hurts, so maybe I can lighten the mood with a new joke.  What does someone with a baby cock eat for breakfast?”  Gary looked at me dejectedly.  Before he could respond, I blurted out, “I don’t know, Gary- What did you have for breakfast?”

Asian Sex Doll Superstar

Even though Gary had never seen the audience at his shows laugh and clap louder or longer, he was blushing a furious shade of red. Despite his obvious humiliation, the expression on his face only added to the comedic value of someone’s Asian sex doll verbally pummeling them.

With our set time coming to an end and Gary shamed into silence, I decided to close the show. “I’m so glad I came, thank you!” I said to the audience.  “Coincidentally, that’s something no woman has ever said to Gary!  Goodnight, everyone!”

While the crowd stood, giving us a standing ovation, Gary hastily exited the stage.  Picking me up, he awkwardly pulled his human-sized Asian sex doll off the stage.  He’ll learn to live with being publicly humiliated.  After all, the club manager invited us to bring our act exclusively to his club every week.

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