Tick Tock Cock Game At The Gym ♕

Tick Tock Cock Gym Time

They say the hardest part about working out at the gym is waking up and getting motivated enough to get there. I don’t know who they are or if they were speaking directly to me. But that statement fits me well. Fortunately, I have a group of girlfriends who want to stay in shape as well. So a few times a week, we meet up and go to the gym and ready ourselves to play a little game that we call tick tock cock. It may make you think of Tick-tac-toe, but that’s not the kind of game we play. Tick Tock Cock is us finding a variety of cocks swinging at the gym. The ones that swing like a clock get it. More like a cock scavenger hunt if you will.

It’s Go Go Gym Time

To be honest I think it’s what motivates us to go and have our gym days in the first place.  It’s shocking to me but thank god for how many men just let themselves hang loose. Swinging from right to left back to front you’d think it hurt. I’m in no way complaining at all. I’m a complete advocate for the gray sweatpants movement. Gray sweatpants and thin gym shorts help create the perfect setting to play our tick tock cock game in.

“Oh look there’s a cock, here’s a cock, one cock, 2 cocks, white cock, black cock!”  All shapes and sizes, some are harder to find than others. It’s easy to watch a swinging cock as he’s running on the treadmill using an elliptical or stair machine. We refer to the bench press guys as stopwatches because there’s no swinging motion in their cocks when they’re laid back on that bench. Their pants are pressed tight against their thigh and pushed up against their cock. Big and small we see and appreciate them all.

Tick Tock Cock Rules To Play By

The game of tick tock cock is so much fun. It’s always some type of clock or watch or time reference such as double time at ten o’clock, meaning there is a cock swinging in fast motion of course. Tea time refers to those little tiny cocks that are ladylike and barely noticeable. A grandfather clock refers to an older cock that is accompanied by a large hanging pair of swinging balls. A pocket watch refers to a cock that is crammed into that front little pocket of men’s underwear like a ball, begging for you to reach in and pull it out, those are the tricky ones you can never really make a true judgment call on those.

The Game Isn’t Over Until We Say It Is

One gym morning we were finishing up our stretching. It was time for us to do our cool-down jog after our day of fun at the gym before we hit the sauna and then the showers. When suddenly our friend came racing towards us. She had already finished stretching and started her jog. She doubled back to us in a breathy voice and said the most magical words you can say during our tick tock cock game. “It’s a Big Ben and not just one big Ben, It’s a small army of them playing basketball on the courts beneath the track,” she said. Big Ben is The Dark Monster BBC of course the grandfather, the ultimate, the most famous clock known for its very large size. We were instantly done stretching and urged our friend to lead the way.

Big Ben’s For The Tick Tock Cock Win

You could hear that squeaky noise of the shoes on the gym floor before we could see them. We turned the corner and peered over the edge with our necks stretched out looking at the court below. She was right; there they were: the tick tock cock game-winner. A small army of Big Ben’s. It didn’t take long until our slow jog halted to a standstill at the edge of the railing. We were watching them jump and run from one side of the court to the other.

What was it about Black Men and those huge black cocks of theirs? I stared intently from one player to the next forcing my eyes to focus and appreciate each huge cock smacking against the thin material of the basketball shorts.  My brain slowed down everything moving in slow motion like a movie montage. I could almost hear the sound of a clock and my brain tiktok, tiktok.

Someone yelled Gamepoint and moments later the ball swished through the hoop. They started gathering their towels, and water bottles and headed in the direction of the locker room. As we girls watched them go we looked at each other and each of us knew what the other was thinking. We turned and raced down the stairs in the direction of the locker rooms.