It’s almost turkey day! Has everyone done their last-minute shopping? I know my grocery list is extra long this year. I have a little more planned than typical, mostly because a majority of the ingredients will be used for playing, just how I like it. There is nothing like living out your messiest fetishes with a group of your closest, sexiest friends. Not hungry? A little toke will always do the trick for Stoned Hot Sex and food-play if that’s your end goal! We’ve done Halloween with all the pumpkin and yummy chocolate you can imagine. The 4th of July can be a fun mess with lots of BBQ sauce motorboating, dips on the hips, and chips crumbled anywhere your heart desires. I love sexy food play any time of the year, but this time I finally get to put my Thanksgiving Sploshing Party into full motion!
For our squishy dough, we will need flour, salt, some eggs, butter, and a rolling pin! A rolling pin sounds a bit boring though don’t you think? With a little group effort, we can roll a sexy blonde across that kitchen island! The best part is you can slop everything right onto her belly. Let those cracked eggs swim down to her hips and throw some flour at her. Doesn’t this sound like a great start to a Thanksgiving Sploshing Party? You might not even need the salt if you get her worked up enough (wink wink.) Finally, lots of butter! Give her a nice rub, and roll her out like the fine china you won’t be using tonight, I hope! Cut up some apples for the pie? Let’s bob for them first!
We definitely need lots and lots of potatoes. For mashing and smashing and smearing and squashing! Don’t forget to add a little cream (he he.) Cranberry sauce is a must. Ever heard of jello wrestling? Cranberry sauce wrestling is so much more festive. There are so many textures and consistencies, yummy! Don’t forget bread for the stuffing! Fry up some sausage and see how much you can fit in your partner’s mouth. If there is any leftover, throw it in the stuffing! Then take that stuffing and find a place to eat it. Use your imagination, the world is your oyster!
What’s your flavor of choice? Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry? Do you like all three together? Just grab a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead and you’ll have the perfect Neopolitan to go with your Neopolitan! I’m a genius. Who could pull off their Thanksgiving Sploshing Party without my guidance? Please, always consult me before you try this! No, but seriously, take that ice cream and rub it everywhere. Every crevice, crack, nook, and cranny, just do it! I want super cold ice cream on nipples, melted ice cream kisses, pistachio parlor massages, rock road from the backside, and never, ever… Forget the fucking cherry on top.
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