Sweet English Pussy – The Perfect Breakfast

June 14, 2022

Sweet English pussy tastes SO good!

I have a simple rule for house guests – or most of them anyway. If you want to sleep over, I expect you to join me for breakfast. After all, it’s the best meal of the day! The deal is that I’m the first item on the menu. If you want me to cook you a full English breakfast, you’re going to eat me first! Mmm sweet English pussy first thing in the morning!

My pussy is the perfect breakfast and it’s exactly what you need to get your day off to an amazing start. What I like best of all is for a guest to wake me up with surprise oral. I love to find myself in an erotic dream that becomes more and more intense, and then to suddenly awaken to find a real tongue on my clit and real fingers in my pussy!

The same rule applies to female friends who sleep over. I’ve made more than one girlfriend crawl under the breakfast table and go down on me as I sip my Darjeeling tea from a bone china cup. If you’re lazy first thing in the morning, it’s not a problem. I’ll just climb on top of you and sit on your face.

Don’t expect any mercy if I have to sit on your face so you can lick my sweet English pussy!

If I don’t feel some immediate – and energetic – tongue work, I’ll reach back and pinch your nipples until you scream. You’re going to lick my delicious pussy whether you want to or not! What’s more, you’ll keep on doing it until you get it right. That means doing it exactly the way I like it!

Sometimes, I prefer to start the day with a nice hot shower, straight from bed. If I call you to join me, you’ll have to fold up a big bath towel to kneel on. There’s nothing I like better than to stand under a cascading jet of hot water as last night’s one-night stand kneels in front of me. I need an eager tongue to lick my sweet English pussy!

If you’re in the shower with me, you’d better not be clumsy. I’ll expect you to slip a soapy finger into my bottom as you lick and suck my clit. While you’re doing that, you’ll be using your free hand to fuck me with my hairbrush handle. If you ever wondered why women keep a hairbrush in the shower – now you know. You can tell a lot about a girl from her choice of hairbrush …

My tasty slit is always on the breakfast menu.

If you eat your breakfast of sweet English pussy like a good boy – or a good girl – you might get a surprise in return. There’s nothing I like better than going to work in the morning with the taste of cum in my mouth. It gives me a real thrill to sit primly on a packed tube train full of commuters, thinking about the cock I sucked half an hour earlier.

Unless it’s the weekend or a holiday, morning blowjobs tend to be a bit rushed. I don’t mind reapplying my lipstick, but you’re not going to mess up my hair. You can expect to lie back on the bed or sit on the sofa and keep your hands to yourself. It’ll be a hard, fast suck and if you’re big enough, I’ll be wanking you while I suck. I’ll also be squeezing and massaging your balls as hard as you can take it. If you can’t cum in my mouth in less than five minutes, you’ll be pulling your pants back up and sneaking out the door with an erection. Unless I call you back for some honey because that’s what my sweet English pussy tastes like.

Some fast oral action in the morning is usually enough to keep me satisfied until my morning tea break. By then, it’s usually time to slip into the ladies and give myself a quick fingering while my colleagues gossip by the coffee machine. And if one of them is lucky, they may just get an amazing office blowjob…