St. Patrick’s Day Fantasy: Those Little Green Men Are Perverts! ♕

Did this happen for real, or did I dream it all up?

Have you ever gotten so blasted that you weren’t sure if you were awake or just passed out and dreaming? Believe it or not, this experience actually happened. The question is, was it real, or just a really sordid St. Patrick’s Day fantasy? After all, I’d had a LOT of green beer that night! Also, you probably know that I’ve participated in lots of blitzed-out party gangbangs before. Was it merely one of those crazy college sex parties I always hit on campus? Similarly, could it have been that extremely wild Super Bowl sex party with my kinky stepfamily last month?

By the way, I should probably mention that my great-grandfather hails from a small village outside Dublin. So, of course, my family and I always have a huge celebration at this time of year.

Just how naughty would I be this year? Let’s find out, shall we?

Anyway, as I stretched luxuriously in my bed sometime during the wee hours of the morning after St. Paddy’s Day, I awoke to the most amazingly erotic sensations. As I moaned in sleepy pleasure, I vaguely realized that someone (or several someones?) was simultaneously licking, sucking, and lightly nibbling both of my nipples -and- my clit in the most delicious way.

What was happening here? Confused, I wondered if my stepbrothers had snuck into my bedroom while I slept. They do that sometimes, you know! But regardless, as you may have guessed, it was that first, intense orgasm that brought me fully awake as I groaned, gasped, moaned, and shuddered in erotic rapture. Damn, I think they found my “pot o’ gold!”

Holy St. Patrick’s Day, WTF was happening to me right now?!

As I squirmed and whimpered my way through yet another uncontrollable wave of sizzling orgasms, I tried to open my bleary eyes in an attempt to figure out just who was responsible for making me cum harder than I had in my whole life. Lifting my head and staring downward, I saw not one, but THREE little green guys busily playing with my naked, nubile body! They looked like … no way, seriously?! … leprechauns! First, I noticed that each diminutive, red-headed male was garbed exclusively in green. Furthermore, they sported huge erections that tented their tight little trousers. Wow, they were super excited! Could I handle them all at once? Guess I was about to find out!

I shivered while squirming and moaning helplessly under their intense attention to my lithe, tanned college girl body. Although this was merely a fantasy, it was also one of the hottest sleepy morning sex experiences I’d ever had!

The little dude burrowed between my thighs, going in DEEP. Omg, this is incredible! Seriously, that man could LICK! Meanwhile, the other two were doing truly magical things with my aching, stiffly erect pink nipples! I panted, moaned, and practically wailed like a banshee as I surrendered to the pure lust rushing through me in waves.

What happened next in this raunchy St. Patrick’s Day fantasy? Were they real men, or mythical horny creatures?

Either way, call the girl who will ROCK your world with uninhibited, completely uncensored, extreme role play. Ready to get lucky? Call your wicked Angel now!