Perk me up with all these pastels! I love how this season brings the world of colors all at once in a giant, beautiful burst. The flowers are already popping out, many of which are very edible, by the way! They might not sound very sploshable to you, but you would be wrong! More on that later. In addition, the more gardens get to growing, the more fun, of course. Then, Easter brings a load of tasty and pretty treats. Then there is the bevy of exotic fruits that will be quickly giving us their bounty… to play with, hee hee. What are we waiting for? Let’s get to Sploshing Through Spring!
Petals can feel like silk, on your tongue, too. They can come in all types of flavors. Some taste of orange, some vanilla, some anisette. Electric daisies numb your mouth like Sichuan peppercorns. I bet they could make other things tingle if rubbed the right way. Imagine all of this, blindfolded. Bunches of edible flowers wisping over your body, tickling you like feathers. Only these, you get to eat in the end! What better way to start sploshing through spring than to celebrate with a fresh bouquet? If you want to see everything you are doing, go right ahead. Watch the butterfly pea flowers stain your lips while you kiss your partner. Tasty.
Speaking of juicy fruit, Juicy Fruit gum was based on Jackfruit. It’s in season and delish. You could chew it together while you jack…fruit together. Papaya is ready for the picking. Squeeze its juicy flesh and watch as the black beady seeds roll down her chest. I hope you lick it clean. If you want something a little more tart for your sweetheart, a pineapple will do just fine. You can always sweeten it up with some whipped cream. A dollop for your trollop would be quite nice! We, of course, can’t forget the Queen of all sexy fruit, the strawberry. You will need to have patience for this one. To enjoy the best of its fruitful pleasures, you’ll have to wait until mid-June!
This April will bring so many tasty candies, chocolates, pastries, and PIES. Squishy marshmallows! What about a marshmallow bed? Not just any marshmallows! Who needs a down comforter when you’ve you a PEEPS mattress? Roll around on squishy sugar, bounce on it, and then shove them in your mouth until you can’t fit anymore. Chocolate eggs with gooey candy filling would be fun to crack over a head…or two. Cupcakes and cookies, crumbling everywhere! Chocolate chip smudge and a frosting fling! Of course, several pies, to the face, amongst other parts, or all over the place! Just play in whatever erotic, kinky way you wish! Just beware of The Hungry Giantess! She’ll get ya! Happy snacking, go pie!
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