So, someone once asked me what men want most from women; that’s easy. They want us to shut the fuck up! See how simple that answer was. It’s really quite simple. And it’s one of the core things I hear from men on a daily basis. Hahaha. Moreover, men, it turns out aren’t opposed to talking, per se. It’s the things women tend to talk ABOUT. Turns out, that sometimes, I agree! Giggle. So, I set about figuring out how to shut us up!
But, if you really want to make us shut the fuck up, try shoving your DICK down our throats! I know. Sounds too simple. But, it’s TRUE as a mother fucker! I swear. Try it. It’ll work! LOL. First, give us that look. The blank stare that looks like you’ll fall over from boredom. So, you know the look, you’re doing it right now. LOL. Then, grab us by the back of our fucking heads; and in one field swoop… SHOVE your dick straight towards our mouths!
After that, push until we gag while whispering, “shut the fuck up!”. Yep! That’s the sound you’re going for! Now, find our tonsils and go at them like a first-day surgeon. Are the tears flowing yet? No? Shove harder! Deeper! There you go. That’s a good boy! Hahaha. Now, saying all of this is no guarantee that we’ll behave and not bitch about crazy stuff, but it sure will go a long way toward making your life more livable!
Why should you suffer and pay the price of her misery? You have issues of your own, right? So, take that throbbing dick and give it a treat with the right woman worshiping you. One who’s HUNGRY for that dick and thirsty for your reward. So, give it to her. And don’t be thrifty with it. Let it POUR, Baby!
Yeah. It sure is especially when you need nothing more than for her to shut the fuck up! Moreover, you really don’t need to hear the litany of her bad days with the other females she knows and hates. Right? So, why do we start withholding a good knob polishing as leverage against you for some unknown transgression like you’re to blame? You know, I have friends who are just waiting for me to get married in the hope that I’ll join their wicked coven of control over men!
No way! I love dick too much! But, sometimes, I feel like yelling at them to “Shut the FUCK UP” myself! Oh, yeah. Most women have a list of days that are acceptable for them to Suck and Fuck them. But, I bet you didn’t know that. Did you? This might be exactly WHY you end up with sensual fucking strangers, like me! Sure, she’ll top you off when you come home having secured that new job or the corner office.
Maybe even on New Year’s Eve (but, only if you’re not both too drunk), your birthday is almost a guarantee too. But, “Shut the fuck up” should becum a STAPLE in your everyday jargon when it comes to her! She should be naked when you get home and you should be smelling all the foods you LOVE; undress you and get the shower running! So, if she’s not taking care of Big Daddy… Yes! You heard me. Tell her to shut the FUCK UP!
What to Do When She Won’t Shut the Fuck UP? First of all, replace her! There are plenty of girls like me out there who will be happy to polish that fatty up and make it SHINE for you. So, if you can’t muster the courage to tell her to shut the fuck up, I understand. Give it to someone just like me and fill my mouth with your creamy jizz!
Kiss, kiss, lick!
Just Joey
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