If you read my last blog, the Anti-Valentine’s Day Hitlist, then you’re off to a good start. It’s possible you listened and you and your partner decided it’s time to spice things up. How does one do that? You might ask. Well, first and foremost you listen to every little word I have to say. Second, you do what I say, and third, well, provide me with some feedback, of course! Post V-day, you may be hitting a little bit of a lull in the bedroom. The “romantic” blizzard has passed through, and now you are looking to get things nice and toasty once again. Where do you begin? Simple. Start looking for other couples in the same boat. Better yet, find a couple that is experienced with this form of exchange, and get crankin’. Before you know it, you’ll be in a Sexy Swingers Club!
Next, plant the seed. Well, not your seed, the idea. Start watching some porn with your significant other and see how far you can take it. Already done the three-way porn, stranger porn, bang bus porn? Then, after that is swingers porn. This is where it gets tricky. She could either be absolutely against it (sorry dude) or she can get VERY turned on. Although a sexy swingers club is the goal, you certainly cannot dive straight in if you’re a newb. Consequently, this is the sticky part (not the final sticky part you perv!) She might say something along the lines of “That chick (in the porn) kind of looks like so-and-so, that would be kind of hot, switching with her and (insert man name.”) HOW EXCITING! SHE WANTS YOU TO FUCK HER FRIEND. SIKE! Do not fall for this trick, unless you love your couch, a lot.
First, start asking around. Hey, your buddies at work might know a thing or two already. Maybe they’ve been to a few clubs, maybe a few private parties. Start with the guys you trust. “Hey, have you ever done stuff with other couples? Asking for a friend.” Lol. If that doesn’t work out, scour the internet, find the sites, find the swingers. Verify everything. You want to show up to a party, not a freak show. I mean, you want them to act freaky, not look it! However, if you decide to give it a go, count me in for the gossip. I’m a true Miami chismosa living in Chicago and as a result, I want all the hot gos and dirty thoughts!
You sure fuckin’ will. Do your due diligence, be persistent, and take action. In addition, remember that if you are first to the event, you’re not fucked yet. If you are second to the event, you might be cucked! Maybe this has all been the long game to the ultimate cuckold? Finally, just be aware that you can put in only so many times, so be prepared to watch while your chick TAKES IT, and take it some more. For the time being, prepare yourself. International Swingers Day is August 13th!
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