If you read my last blog, the Anti-Valentine’s Day Hitlist, then you’re off to a good start. It’s possible you listened and you and your partner decided it’s time to spice things up. How does one do that? You might ask. Well, first and foremost you listen to every little word I have to say. Second, you do what I say, and third, well, provide me with some feedback, of course! Post V-day, you may be hitting a little bit of a lull in the bedroom. The “romantic” blizzard has passed through, and now you are looking to get things nice and toasty once again. Where do you begin? Simple. Start looking for other couples in the same boat. Better yet, find a couple that is experienced with this form of exchange, and get crankin’. Before you know it, you’ll be in a Sexy Swingers Club!
Next, plant the seed. Well, not your seed, the idea. Start watching some porn with your significant other and see how far you can take it. Already done the three-way porn, stranger porn, bang bus porn? Then, after that is swingers porn. This is where it gets tricky. She could either be absolutely against it (sorry dude) or she can get VERY turned on. Although a sexy swingers club is the goal, you certainly cannot dive straight in if you’re a newb. Consequently, this is the sticky part (not the final sticky part you perv!) She might say something along the lines of “That chick (in the porn) kind of looks like so-and-so, that would be kind of hot, switching with her and (insert man name.”) HOW EXCITING! SHE WANTS YOU TO FUCK HER FRIEND. SIKE! Do not fall for this trick, unless you love your couch, a lot.
First, start asking around. Hey, your buddies at work might know a thing or two already. Maybe they’ve been to a few clubs, maybe a few private parties. Start with the guys you trust. “Hey, have you ever done stuff with other couples? Asking for a friend.” Lol. If that doesn’t work out, scour the internet, find the sites, find the swingers. Verify everything. You want to show up to a party, not a freak show. I mean, you want them to act freaky, not look it! However, if you decide to give it a go, count me in for the gossip. I’m a true Miami chismosa living in Chicago and as a result, I want all the hot gos and dirty thoughts!
You sure fuckin’ will. Do your due diligence, be persistent, and take action. In addition, remember that if you are first to the event, you’re not fucked yet. If you are second to the event, you might be cucked! Maybe this has all been the long game to the ultimate cuckold? Finally, just be aware that you can put in only so many times, so be prepared to watch while your chick TAKES IT, and take it some more. For the time being, prepare yourself. International Swingers Day is August 13th!
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Penny is such an eager young girl. So willing, so curious, so creative, so horny, so honest!! She is so experienced for being So young!
Penny is Absolute Perfection!!!
Frankie is so good at what she does and really listens to my fantasies. I love a three some with her and her friends and how Frankie knows what I like. She knows how to get me off. She is a very sexy lady and can’t wait to talk to her real soon and have another great time together!
Tonight was another exciting call with Jade. Everything is so effortlessly amazing with her. We can talk about everything and anything and when our special fun time comes it’s always exciting, exhilarating, and special. It always leaves me wanting more, and I love it. Thank you, Jade ❤️
After having to miss Her for a while how wonderful to hear those precious words again, “this is Aileen”. How wonderful to go to the depths of depravity once again for my Holy God Aileen. I love ❤️ and worship Aileen. Aileen, the same yesterday, today, and forever.
Charlotte was so much fun, and I love playing with her. I like how funny and engaging she is! I would give her 100 stars!
Soo real, soo good. Jamie, Jamie, Jamie!
Penny is so expressive, responsive and tender.
Loved our time! Conversation flowed organically. No judgement. She is genuine, curious, and adventurous! Can’t wait to call her back!
Tonight was another amazing night with Jade. Every time we talk it gets better and better, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Have been talking with Diana now for a while and every time we do talk its extremely erotic and hotter than the last call.
I am rapidly becoming Penny’s little blue balled fuck toy. Penny immediately picked up on my interest in tease and denial and gave me a world class session. So, so, So close, but no relief for John!
