If you read my last blog, the Anti-Valentine’s Day Hitlist, then you’re off to a good start. It’s possible you listened and you and your partner decided it’s time to spice things up. How does one do that? You might ask. Well, first and foremost you listen to every little word I have to say. Second, you do what I say, and third, well, provide me with some feedback, of course! Post V-day, you may be hitting a little bit of a lull in the bedroom. The “romantic” blizzard has passed through, and now you are looking to get things nice and toasty once again. Where do you begin? Simple. Start looking for other couples in the same boat. Better yet, find a couple that is experienced with this form of exchange, and get crankin’. Before you know it, you’ll be in a Sexy Swingers Club!
Next, plant the seed. Well, not your seed, the idea. Start watching some porn with your significant other and see how far you can take it. Already done the three-way porn, stranger porn, bang bus porn? Then, after that is swingers porn. This is where it gets tricky. She could either be absolutely against it (sorry dude) or she can get VERY turned on. Although a sexy swingers club is the goal, you certainly cannot dive straight in if you’re a newb. Consequently, this is the sticky part (not the final sticky part you perv!) She might say something along the lines of “That chick (in the porn) kind of looks like so-and-so, that would be kind of hot, switching with her and (insert man name.”) HOW EXCITING! SHE WANTS YOU TO FUCK HER FRIEND. SIKE! Do not fall for this trick, unless you love your couch, a lot.
First, start asking around. Hey, your buddies at work might know a thing or two already. Maybe they’ve been to a few clubs, maybe a few private parties. Start with the guys you trust. “Hey, have you ever done stuff with other couples? Asking for a friend.” Lol. If that doesn’t work out, scour the internet, find the sites, find the swingers. Verify everything. You want to show up to a party, not a freak show. I mean, you want them to act freaky, not look it! However, if you decide to give it a go, count me in for the gossip. I’m a true Miami chismosa living in Chicago and as a result, I want all the hot gos and dirty thoughts!
You sure fuckin’ will. Do your due diligence, be persistent, and take action. In addition, remember that if you are first to the event, you’re not fucked yet. If you are second to the event, you might be cucked! Maybe this has all been the long game to the ultimate cuckold? Finally, just be aware that you can put in only so many times, so be prepared to watch while your chick TAKES IT, and take it some more. For the time being, prepare yourself. International Swingers Day is August 13th!
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CJ and I had the best Valentine’s Day conversation together. We talked about everything and anything we can. I just wanted to give her a Valentine’s Day surprise call. CJ will ALWAYS by my Valentine no matter how far apart we are. Love you, CJ XOXO
This beautiful young lady has absolutely no limits. Anything and everything is totally ok. You will never be disappointed. Give Alyssa a call. She will quickly become one of your favorites.
Once again this young lady outdid herself. Without even being asked, Scarlett brought another voice into our scenario, making it even more exciting and sexually arousing. If you’re reading this give this incredible princess a call. You will never ever regret it. My only complaint is that you’ll be taking time away from me.
Megan is so good. She did everything I wanted and got even more filthy. She is so nasty. I can’t believe she did that nasty perverted stuff to make me cum so hard.
I have talked with Romi several times over the past years. She knows me well and is very caring. I love to be with her. She completes my life sexually.
Best phone sex I’ve ever had! Joey so was so nice, so sexy, and was willing to fulfill all my fantasies. She’s absolutely amazing and I will be calling back very soon!
Megan was Beyond Incredible.. Took my role play and took it to new levels. I’m still recovering.. She is a treasure.
First time with CJ and she was beyond incredible. Absolutely no limits. She was even better than I could have imagined!
Aileen, Aileen, Aileen. She makes me feel so good. I can’t call her enough!
Sage is definitely sweet. Give her a call, you’ll enjoy, Trust me!
Last night I had another amazing call with my Goddess Aileen. She is the Queen of Queens. If you can catch Her not “busy” call Her and find out for yourself. She is unparalleled in what she does.
What a better way to celebrate Valentine’s Day than with the best Queen on PSK, Aileen. I was salivating at the thought of all the naughty and nasty things we could get into. Aileen knows how to get every last drop out of you. I cannot wait to play with her again.
