My Sexy Ass Seen on T.V. has just invented the Joey Table! Never before has an invention CUM at just the right time! This innovation of science mixes the best of all possible worlds! You have your super luscious girlfriend, on hands and knees, perfect for placing an ice-cold beer on that ass! This Girlfriend Table is also adjustable to different heights for use just about anywhere. Use me in the tub, or on the sofa. Raise me high, or lower me all the way to the ground!
But, best yet, I stay wet for some easy fingering during your favorite game, and I even provide game time relaxation if your team goes awry. When you’re CUMpletely stressed out, pull me between your legs for some game-break sucking. Watch as I bob my head up and down and corkscrew your fat dick until you empty that huge load down my throat!
Yes! My sexy Ass Seen on T.V. table also swallows! So, enjoy. And if there’s an overflow, no worries! Your Purr-fect girlfriend table is self-cleaning. There’s no more mess that you have to take care of. No more sticky mess. Bye-bye wet spots! Please, sit back and relax; my adjustable legs flip effortlessly.
Invite your friends over for the game and let them in on your sexy ass seen on t.v. table during half-time like they’ve never eXXXperienced! At just the right height, I suck your fatty, swirling my tongue around your head and swiping your balls, and all without spilling your ice-cold beer on my back. Are your pals stroking it in their pants now? Are they wanting in on your action to treat me like a slutty office nympho?
Your best friend pulls up behind me to wrap his tongue over my sweet, juicy pussy and ass. He Frenched my holes like a pro as I rocked them all over his face! My juices flood him and he shot his load everywhere on YOUR table! Instinct took over and you lapped up the mess before it could damage me. You’re such a good owner!
However, my sexy Ass Seen on t.v. table is good anywhere you need me. Take me in the tub, or shower; raise me high or low, flip me over, and use me as a reverse table. Hell! I’ll even go shopping for you while you work. Pick up more beer for the games? No problem! So, don’t forget to look for all of my hidden pockets and stroke them for me. Allow my hands to stroke your balls and finger your asshole to keep you dripping for more!
Pull your sexy Ass Seen on t.v. table into the bedroom and strip me down to just your table and legs, then spread them. Lick me, kiss me, fondle me until I drip for you. Make me your everything table. No one will ever scold you again for eating in front of the t.v. Giggle.
Order your perfect Girlfriend Table TODAY! Delivery is GUARANTEED! The Handling is ALL ON YOU, Baby! Call TODAY! Get some Free Minutes when you mention Promo-code “Girlfriend Table” (But, be quick about it. The Promo eXXXpires soon!) So, for now, call me and get to talk to the inventor herself!
Kiss, kiss.
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