After the government shut us down last year (noise complaints and sanitary issues,) Camp Fuckmenowa is finally back. Summer isn’t over! It’s time for the adults to have some fun! Have you ever fucked on a slip n’ slide? Reverse cowgirl on a tube down a river? Climbed a tit wall? You can this Summer! Looking to get a nice golden tan accompanied by a blow j or two? Camp Fuckmenowa has got you covered! Sign up and get ready to get down and dirty. Pretty soon you’ll be sippin’ on margs and snorting Spanish fly! There will be so many activities, you’ll never want to go home! You’ll share a cabin along with partners, experiences, and several bodily fluids! You’ll have a swingin’ ol’ time! So come on down to Camp Fuckmenowa, the greatest sex summer camp ever!
You’ll be given a pamphlet with a list of activities. However, this is no ordinary pamphlet. It’s a sheet of acid! You’ll have trippy stamps to last you throughout your days of camp and long after your return back to reality. Your welcome bag will include condoms (lol,) lube, a few changes of underwear or panties, edible panties, latex panties, nip clips, whips, anal beads, a super pack of dildo varieties, and of course a first aid kit. Sex Summer Camp isn’t for the faint of heart (or cock for that matter.) You can find Viagra and the morning-after pill at the canteen along with snacks and water. Your sleeping arrangements have been made, but they are meant to be broken. Besides, for all the voyeurs and exhibitionists out there, the great outdoors is your bedroom too!
There is a long list of fun, boner-provoking activities to look forward to while at Camp Fuckmenowa. Start your morning with a sploshing breakfast! Isn’t a food fight what camp is all about? Go wild, get dirty, and get fucking! Next on the agenda, is group showers. Just remember GROUPS ARE FOR GROPING. Time to burn off all those calories from breakfast. You probably put more in your mouth than you’re used to! Hot Sexercise Class is next! Enjoy a smoothie at the canteen and then it’s capture the flag. Obviously, it’s dirty panties. Then it’s bonfire time! Nothing like living out your marshmallow fetish while listening to hippies play guitar badly! Feel free to think outside the box (wink wink) and cum up with some of your own adventures!
“Big Dick” Dave Anderson- “Sex Summer Camp is what every married couple needs. What better way to show each other your love than sharing each other with hundreds of other people, worry-free!”
Debra “DD” Smith- ” Camp Fuckmenowa will have you saying ‘I can’t wait until next summer’ before you’re done being bent over the bobbing for nipples barrel!”
Everly “Who Likes Everything” Evans- “I love DICK!!!”
Donny “Nose Candy” Capiletti- “Hey, you want some blow? Oh, it’s a testimonial? Yeah, no problem. Camp Fuckmenowa has gots allll the ladies and some gents too if ya into that kind thing. It’s time to go to the mastresses! Bada bing bada boom.”
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I had a great time with my two beautiful and sexy ladies Carmen and Kayla. It has been a while since we played together. It was definitely worth the wait!
I had a great time with my two beautiful and sexy ladies Carmen and Kayla. It has been a while since we played together. It was definitely worth the wait!
Ariel is truly amazing. Her voice is seductive and she really knows how to bring out the dirtiest version of me, hehe!!
Aileen is hot as they cum. She really knows what she is doing and is always the most satisfying!
WOW, I had an absolutely wonderful and memorable call with Jade! She listened to the role play that I wanted to work through with her and she was beyond perfect. She was able to step into her role as my milf neighbor growing up and really made my phone sex fantasy come to life! I can’t wait till I am working out of town again and have another chance to call her as I have other role plays to do with her.
Joey OUTSHINES everybody!! She is the ABSOLUTE PERFECT combination of everything. Sweetness ✔️, Compassion ✔️, Sincerity ✔️, Intelligence ✔️. And her Sexiness. . . OMG!!! Joey makes my life AMAZING!!!
Bailee was super enthusiastic and rolled right into playing out the fantasy I had. She is phenomenal.
Amber is kind and understanding of my needs. She would make a good friend!
This was only my second call with Addison, and I am already addicted to her sexy voice. She knows exactly how to command and control me. Love the way she takes me all the way to the edge, before she gives me the hands off command. Looking forward to obeying her more often.
Vanessa is simply amazing. She can be so precious or be so fucking wicked. Her oral skills are insane. She will make your cock cum, cum and cum again. If you want a spicy and wicked good time, Call Vanessa!!
Had a super hot call with Gracie! Her voice sounds so innocent and seductive at the same time. She is so sexy and we always conclude with an explosive finish.
Brittany is Amaaaaaazing! I don’t think she has said no to any fantasy I have. She always plays roles I come up with to perfection and with realism, sexiness and intelligence. It feels organic, like it’s really happening. In addition, she is enjoyable to talk to casually about my life, hers, or miscellaneous stuff. I hope it is not naïve that I consider her to be my friend. I feel special and fulfilled with my conversations with her, not limited to but certainly including sexually. I believe that my life has become enriched through calling her. Please give her the highest possible praise.