After the government shut us down last year (noise complaints and sanitary issues,) Camp Fuckmenowa is finally back. Summer isn’t over! It’s time for the adults to have some fun! Have you ever fucked on a slip n’ slide? Reverse cowgirl on a tube down a river? Climbed a tit wall? You can this Summer! Looking to get a nice golden tan accompanied by a blow j or two? Camp Fuckmenowa has got you covered! Sign up and get ready to get down and dirty. Pretty soon you’ll be sippin’ on margs and snorting Spanish fly! There will be so many activities, you’ll never want to go home! You’ll share a cabin along with partners, experiences, and several bodily fluids! You’ll have a swingin’ ol’ time! So come on down to Camp Fuckmenowa, the greatest sex summer camp ever!
You’ll be given a pamphlet with a list of activities. However, this is no ordinary pamphlet. It’s a sheet of acid! You’ll have trippy stamps to last you throughout your days of camp and long after your return back to reality. Your welcome bag will include condoms (lol,) lube, a few changes of underwear or panties, edible panties, latex panties, nip clips, whips, anal beads, a super pack of dildo varieties, and of course a first aid kit. Sex Summer Camp isn’t for the faint of heart (or cock for that matter.) You can find Viagra and the morning-after pill at the canteen along with snacks and water. Your sleeping arrangements have been made, but they are meant to be broken. Besides, for all the voyeurs and exhibitionists out there, the great outdoors is your bedroom too!
There is a long list of fun, boner-provoking activities to look forward to while at Camp Fuckmenowa. Start your morning with a sploshing breakfast! Isn’t a food fight what camp is all about? Go wild, get dirty, and get fucking! Next on the agenda, is group showers. Just remember GROUPS ARE FOR GROPING. Time to burn off all those calories from breakfast. You probably put more in your mouth than you’re used to! Hot Sexercise Class is next! Enjoy a smoothie at the canteen and then it’s capture the flag. Obviously, it’s dirty panties. Then it’s bonfire time! Nothing like living out your marshmallow fetish while listening to hippies play guitar badly! Feel free to think outside the box (wink wink) and cum up with some of your own adventures!
“Big Dick” Dave Anderson- “Sex Summer Camp is what every married couple needs. What better way to show each other your love than sharing each other with hundreds of other people, worry-free!”
Debra “DD” Smith- ” Camp Fuckmenowa will have you saying ‘I can’t wait until next summer’ before you’re done being bent over the bobbing for nipples barrel!”
Everly “Who Likes Everything” Evans- “I love DICK!!!”
Donny “Nose Candy” Capiletti- “Hey, you want some blow? Oh, it’s a testimonial? Yeah, no problem. Camp Fuckmenowa has gots allll the ladies and some gents too if ya into that kind thing. It’s time to go to the mastresses! Bada bing bada boom.”
Sex Summer Camp is for everyone. What are you waiting for?
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I loved how I was able to talk to Dawn about my Aunt and how she makes me super horny as I masturbate. Dawn listened to my stories without judging me and enjoyed how much my Aunt turns me on was a great feeling at the tip of my cock . I will be talking to Dawn again soon.
Romi knows me so well now! She knew somehow I needed more relief and man did she drain me then. Wow, she is really Incredible. I sure will continue to call her!!
Megan was Great again!! Roleplaying ‘mommy’ both as a single and subsequent 2 girl with Frankie!
Alyssa continues to be one of my favorites. She really knows how to get that cum out of me. She can be strict and totally evil. She’s Amazing. If discipline and perversion is what you’re seeking she’s the ONE. I absolutely love Alyssa and always cherish our time together. Don’t take my word for it. Call her, she’s Incredible!!!
OMG, I’m SO thankful for Megan tonight. She was exactly what I needed! I wasn’t exactly sure which road to follow. She took the lead and did a Superb job. I will be calling her again!
Goddess Romi is so Unbelievably Sexy! I can’t express her power in words.
I have had several calls with Romi, and WOW what a Hot Time! The more we get to know each other the better the sex is. Her voice, laugh, and her way of talking with me is such a turn on! I am always sexually excited and satisfied. I will call her always!!!!
After multiple calls with Romi our sex only gets better! She has such a way of relating to me and makes me feel so horny and satisfied. I know I will keep calling.. I love her.
Jenny is Beautiful! She has a hypnotizing voice and a sensual way about her. She easily caught me and I’ll definitely be calling her again soon.
Romi was Great! She was so sweet and made me feel very comfortable! I will definitely call her again!
Alyssa is Amazing! She is absolutely one of the Best. Her voice alone made me cum so hard. I Love her so much and can’t wait for our next call!!!
Hailey listened intently as I shared a personal experience. She then switched gears and helped me bring a fantasy about her to an amazing climax! What a fantastic lady she is.
