After the government shut us down last year (noise complaints and sanitary issues,) Camp Fuckmenowa is finally back. Summer isn’t over! It’s time for the adults to have some fun! Have you ever fucked on a slip n’ slide? Reverse cowgirl on a tube down a river? Climbed a tit wall? You can this Summer! Looking to get a nice golden tan accompanied by a blow j or two? Camp Fuckmenowa has got you covered! Sign up and get ready to get down and dirty. Pretty soon you’ll be sippin’ on margs and snorting Spanish fly! There will be so many activities, you’ll never want to go home! You’ll share a cabin along with partners, experiences, and several bodily fluids! You’ll have a swingin’ ol’ time! So come on down to Camp Fuckmenowa, the greatest sex summer camp ever!
You’ll be given a pamphlet with a list of activities. However, this is no ordinary pamphlet. It’s a sheet of acid! You’ll have trippy stamps to last you throughout your days of camp and long after your return back to reality. Your welcome bag will include condoms (lol,) lube, a few changes of underwear or panties, edible panties, latex panties, nip clips, whips, anal beads, a super pack of dildo varieties, and of course a first aid kit. Sex Summer Camp isn’t for the faint of heart (or cock for that matter.) You can find Viagra and the morning-after pill at the canteen along with snacks and water. Your sleeping arrangements have been made, but they are meant to be broken. Besides, for all the voyeurs and exhibitionists out there, the great outdoors is your bedroom too!
There is a long list of fun, boner-provoking activities to look forward to while at Camp Fuckmenowa. Start your morning with a sploshing breakfast! Isn’t a food fight what camp is all about? Go wild, get dirty, and get fucking! Next on the agenda, is group showers. Just remember GROUPS ARE FOR GROPING. Time to burn off all those calories from breakfast. You probably put more in your mouth than you’re used to! Hot Sexercise Class is next! Enjoy a smoothie at the canteen and then it’s capture the flag. Obviously, it’s dirty panties. Then it’s bonfire time! Nothing like living out your marshmallow fetish while listening to hippies play guitar badly! Feel free to think outside the box (wink wink) and cum up with some of your own adventures!
“Big Dick” Dave Anderson- “Sex Summer Camp is what every married couple needs. What better way to show each other your love than sharing each other with hundreds of other people, worry-free!”
Debra “DD” Smith- ” Camp Fuckmenowa will have you saying ‘I can’t wait until next summer’ before you’re done being bent over the bobbing for nipples barrel!”
Everly “Who Likes Everything” Evans- “I love DICK!!!”
Donny “Nose Candy” Capiletti- “Hey, you want some blow? Oh, it’s a testimonial? Yeah, no problem. Camp Fuckmenowa has gots allll the ladies and some gents too if ya into that kind thing. It’s time to go to the mastresses! Bada bing bada boom.”
Sex Summer Camp is for everyone. What are you waiting for?
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