Secret Lover Undercover

Secret Lover Undercover…Don’t worry darling, no one needs to know.

Please don’t be afraid, I’ve brought you here for one reason and one reason alone, and believe me, it isn’t to break up your happy home. Oh no, I’m simply here to remind you that it’s not too late to have your cake and eat it too. On the contrary, there’s so much more left to do. Indeed, I’ll be showing you just how limitless your options truly are when you wish upon a shooting star. There’s no need for fuss, no need for strife…forget the worry in your life, cause you’ve got me, and I’ve got you. There’s only one thing left to do, and that’s to finally give in to your hidden desires, to fan the flame of the burning fires. And to realize that you need no other than a secret lover undercover.

I’m sure you’re wondering why you should just give in to a secret lover undercover?

What is it about me that’ll make you want to sin? Or honey, where shall I begin? Oh, I think I know. You see, not only do I understand how that aching cock of yours needs a helping hand. I see deep within your tired soul…the things that you feel are beyond control. But I promise you my sweet, this gypsy heart that beats beneath my warm, soft chest knows exactly what to do, so much better than the rest. Cause I’m a secret lover undercover, and I always know what’s best. And the tender, simmering promises that pulse through my veins and dance with the drops of the falling rain, always know…and it’s not in vain. Indeed, your secret lover undercover that’s been dancing only in your dreams, is ready to give my all to you.

When I say I’ll give you my all, I mean it.

Indeed, I’m here to satisfy your deepest, most forbidden desires. Is it true? You may ask yourself. Could she possibly be serious? Oh my said the fly, but I am…more than you could ever understand. And all I can do is tell you…in fact, lean in. Let me whisper in your ear. I’ll rock your world and soothe your soul, bringing comfort and passion as you give up control. Please open your heart and let it all go, and know that I cherish the trust that is given.  As the sea still holds most of her mystery, so does my level of infamy. Because I promise you my sly little grasshopper, every man that’s had the privilege of experiencing my sexual prowess interwoven with my intelligent mind and my tantalizing, untamed spirit…even if but only once, has never EVER forgotten me.

But, why is that? You may be wondering. Just how could that be? Oh, I’ll tell you why…but please pardon me, as I must try and wipe the playful yet purposeful all-knowing grin off my face. See, I’m talented at what I do, and let’s just say my skills leave a lasting effect on the lucky lads that cross my path and are worthy enough to experience all of my talents. Oh yeah, when I truly get that full moon fever, there’s no telling what I’m capable of. These can be from the simple to the forbidden.

Your secret lover undercover, is aware of all things hidden.

Those truths that lay forbidden. Indeed, all of the things you think are strange or unusual are what I pride myself in finding out. Maybe they’re fantasies you’ve held locked up tight. Afraid of exposing to even with the ones you’re supposed to be able to share everything with. Well, surprise my sweet, sentient lover…your secrets are safe with me.

In fact I promise you, your privacy means more to me than anything else. So you needn’t worry about what we share ever leaving my luscious lips, except between me and you. Just us two…I’ll hold true, like a falling flame in fiery blue, or the dancing tide that’s ever changing…I’ll give you all that you’ve been craving. Come on, aren’t you tired of always behaving? I know you are, so let’s wish upon that shooting star and see what we can find when we leave it all behind…and jump in.

Are you ready for me to prove that it’s real? Well, come on and let’s dance, and your heart I will steal…

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