Robotaxi Sex Ride: Your Lay Will Arrive In 7 Minutes.

Robotaxi Sex Ride.

If your goinngggggg to San Franciscooooo…be sure to pack some condoms for your drive. Technically you won’t be driving at all, thanks to the release of two self-driving taxi companies. Think Uber, but with no one there to give you a bad rating, but more importantly, no one there at all.  So of course, people are fucking in them, amongst the many other illegal activities you could imagine doing while being chaperone-less.  The repercussions at this stage from the companies themselves are unclear. They have lists of no-no’s, that vaguely suggest sex would be thumbs down, but it doesn’t quite stop people from doing whatever the fuck they want. They must have known this would happen right? I’m guessing, that in the midst of other “technical difficulties” they’re having, they will most likely turn a cheek while you get to spreading them. Would you take a Robotaxi Sex Ride?

It’s Nothing A Little Sanitizer Won’t Fix!

So yes, there could be fees for making a mess. Maybe bring a towel? In the end, I have a feeling that robotaxis will be the Tinder of taxi services. Yes, it was created to be a wholesome service, but no one is taking it that way. Sometimes companies become what we make them. So let’s open our apps and call our fucking Robotaxi Sex Ride and go. As time goes on, they’ll add sanitizing features, and robo-vacs will deploy, along with chemicals to remove any excess pleasures you left behind. They won’t have a choice because their companies will be associated with sex. The wholesome customers will refuse and they will be left with the sex-crazed, wild partygoers that will ultimately make them rich. Let’s make sure of it! Also, you heard it hear first.

What Would I Do During a Robotaxi Sex Ride?

Well, I’d plan it out, that’s for sure. Maybe skip rush hour, too much gawking. Although the biggest thrill of the exhibitionist ride you’re going on is getting caught, you don’t want too much attention. You want to be able to duck if you see cops, even though they will absolutely be jerking off to it later on if they see you. I’d say dusk. Fog up those windows.  Have some Sweaty Summer Sex. That sunset piercing through the side will be a glorious vision to those you’re passing on the highway going 65MPH. Just enough time for them to say to themselves “I think I just saw something awesome.” It will leave enough for their imagination. More importantly, it will induce a longing for them to share the same pleasures you are currently experiencing. We don’t want these services to go out of business after all. Free advertising!

What About After the Robotaxi Sex Ride?

Just because you’re out of cum for the moment doesn’t mean the party has to end. Pick up some friends, light a jay, drink a  G&T, and get some R&R or GNOC all over again. Yes, there will be cameras. We all know they use our data and push it right back onto us. Maybe this will be the best data mining ever. Maybe there are things we don’t realize about ourselves. What we like, how we moan. It’s all just another reason to take a ride, get fucked, and get caught on camera all over again. Enjoy the scenery, enjoy your orgasm, enjoy your freedom! Shit, make a grocery list while you’re at it. “Alexuuuuuuhhhhhhh, add CREAMER TO MY NOTESSSS!!!.”

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