Real Girlfriend Experience On Valentine’s Day: Let’s Fuck!

Babe, let me give you the real girlfriend experience that you deserve!

Such a big fuss about Valentine’s Day, huh? In a relationship? There’s pressure on you to make it sooo special. Single? Social media “experts” are telling you how to fix it. So many expectations for just one day. Everywhere you look, it’s in your face. It’s not new news that I love my clients. I love to give them the real girlfriend experience, in a way that they crave. Why? Because modern dating is hell. I hear about it every day. Scammers, overpriced websites, ghosting, apps full of matches with unreasonable expectations. And more than that, in general, relationships are just hard. Sometimes, you need more than hearts and chocolate.

Today, I was asked: “can I call you on Tuesday?” And I absolutely has no idea what was special about Tuesday. “Tuesday?” I asked. That’s how little emphasis I personally place on this holiday. The truth is that I don’t have a care in the damn world about Valentine’s Day. You’d think, as someone who loves to provide a real girlfriend experience, that I’d be a hopeless romantic… Wouldn’t you? But I’m not. Surprisingly, I’m more of a sex-positive pragmatist. I believe that love exists. I believe in the power of attraction. Moreover, I believe in hormones. LOL. Sure, I watched Titanic and I cried. But you know what?

Here’s the truth of it:

Valentine’s Day isn’t about the real girlfriend experience.

It’s about commercialism, fake romance and social expectations. Not to mention that Valentine’s Day reinforces conformity. That is to say, it’s about making you feel guilty or weird if you’re “un-partnered.” It’s about setting men up for failure if they don’t meet the established minimum standard of cash outlay. And that’s just bullshit. This holiday is about avoiding being alone, finding someone to date, paying for an overpriced dinner, and wasting money on flowers that die, and cheap ass chocolate.

That’s not a real girlfriend experience. And honestly, it’s not worth anyone’s time. To put it another way, I believe that sex, companionship and fun have value. And that value has not a damn thing to do with what you spent on Valentine’s Day.

Newsflash, babe, there’s nothing wrong with you if you’re single on Valentine’s Day. Hell, there’s nothing wrong with you if you’re attached, married, divorced, asexual or whatever-the-fuck ever on this holiday. I’ve heard of girls matching with someone at Valentine’s Day just for dinner, with no real interest in that person. I guess the pressure to look like they’re having a real girlfriend experience on Instagram is just too much to withstand. I don’t get it, personally. For one thing, they could at least put out afterward.

And answer me this:

Who will go above and beyond to make YOU feel special?

You see, if you’re getting a real girlfriend experience, it’s about making you the center of attention. That’s what I live for, babe. Not fucking flowers and social media romance. This holiday shouldn’t be just one way, with men bearing a burden to impress. So, screw Valentine’s Day. Truthfully, you goddamn deserve to feel special. Moreso, our time together is about satisfying you. Yeah, I want you to get off. After all, that’s why I chose phone sex as my profession. But be that as it may, a real girlfriend experience is more than that.

Our brain is our biggest sex organ. So, let’s be honest, feeling genuinely cared about, listened to, validated, appreciated, and most importantly desired is where it’s really at. Furthermore, I want you to know that I’m enjoying our time together. We’ll get turned on together, babe. Oh, and in addition to that, a massive orgasm helps, too.

One thing about me, is you’re going to get the real Lilah. In the first place, you won’t hear any fake moans. Secondly, I won’t blow smoke up your ass. Truthfully, I’m driven by a sex drive that is generous (to say the least), and a deep need to make the person I’m with happy. Actually, genuinely happy. That may mean we talk about your day. Need some phone sex therapy? I’m your girl. Do you want to confess your last erotic adventure. I’m a safe (and sexy) space for you. I can’t wait to hear all about it. Perhaps we discuss a fantasy and make it reality. As a proudly kink-friendly Queen, I want to hear all about those forbidden, too-long hidden dark desires that you want to reveal.

So give yourself a Valentine’s Day gift… and call me for the real girlfriend experience you deserve.

So, let’s fuck. As a matter of fact, let’s cum all over each other. And yes, I’m serious. As soon as you have the time for us to get together, make the call and tell me what you need. I can’t wait to give you a real girlfriend experience, Lilah-style. Making your fantasies into realities is what I love to do. So please, tell me what you desire. Because above all, because I love being your playtime girl.

I can’t wait for our phone sex date.

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