All at once, I found myself stammering, Oh, sexy Santa. Why? Because this year Christmas falls on a Sin-day. Oops! Did I say Sin-day? I meant Sunday! I’m getting ready and taking care of every little detail to make sure it’s a Christmas that even Santa won’t soon forget. But, neither will I! It will be a day when I give him all the presents the big guy can handle! I’m all covered with goosebumps just thinking of it.
Well, first of all, Oh, sexy Santa is a man with everything. Right? I mean, what could he possibly want? He wants ME! You see, Santa has been so busy granting the wishes of the young and old alike that he never gives thought to his own naughty needs. He even lives in the coldest climate he can find. That helps with keeping his dick in check. So, that makes it a bit easier for him to avoid being on his own Santa’s naughty list.
Oh, sexy Santa flies way under the radar and he’s super low-key; CUMming across as the perfect gentleman. But, that’s not the half of the story. Moreover, he’s a true freak between the sheets! I got to find that out by staying awake to spy on the old gent on Christmas Eve. He crept into my bedroom and I had the instant need to kick the sheets off my naked body.
Oh, sexy Santa can be said at any time of the year. And boy do I use it often! He cums the second I utter it; hell, sometimes when I just think it! Often, he’ll wake me from a naughty dream to him licking my sweet juicy pussy. But, don’t you think I’m a selfish lay. Oh, no. I give as good as I get, Baby! I love sucking him off just so I can taste his sugar plum nectar.
Plus, oh, sexy Santa has a sweet tooth of his own! He loves spreading my pretty pink pussy lips and going for what he needs. And, who am I to stop him. After all, he denies himself most carnal pleasures all year long in pursuit of fulfilling the dreams of everyone else. Well, everyone but me! Santa makes pitstops here in Philly whenever he can and when he does, all bets are OFF! LOL.
Most days oh, sexy Santa leaves his silky cream dripping from my holes like a waterfall, and I love it as much as I do him! In fact, Kris is all over MY personal naughty list and there are so many reasons for it. He’s a freak for my ample and full titties, my left one is the favorite. He rubs my clit until I’m ready to eXXXplode all over my bed. Hell! We’ve even done it in the sleigh while the reindeer are refueling at local restaurants!
I wouldn’t count on that, sweetie. Oh, sexy Santa is all mine and he’d have it no other way. So, instead, I’d suggest you get on top of your game and bring your sexy back with someone like ME. I can show you how to be your own Kris Kringle to your woman, then SHE will make you here Pere Noel. Eat that pussy until she creams hallelujah.
Let her taste your Christmas cream and do it often. Plunge her holes and let her fall asleep in your arms. Or, maybe kick her cute little ass OUT! It’s YOUR THING, do what you wanna do. I can’t tell you, who to sock it too! But, I sure can tell you HOW to do it to your fullest pleasure, Daddy! Christmas class is now in session. CUM on by and let’s figure your shit out together, shall we? Santa does it all. You should too!
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