Want to know my naughty Christmas wish? It’s almost like a dare to myself! I have an insatiable NEED to best my old record from last year. The need to do more to up the ante, so to speak, over any previous year in order to get to the top of Santa’s bad girl list. I have to be the naughtiest of the naughty, and let me tell you, that takes a LOT of work. Friends, lovers, strangers… all are fair game to me! I suck my boss’s dicck right there in his office while company business was ongoing and the door to his office was on-going. Uber drivers, postal workers, law enforcement officers, and neighbors. Everyone I could fuck was on my personal list to fuck my way to the top, and that’s no small feat as far as naughty Christmas wishes are concerned.
You may say my naughty Christmas wish is the same as many others: fuck and fuck a LOT! But other women’s list is an everyday thing, ad fucking a lot is done every day by many horny women. I would include men in this number, but we all know that men can’t be included, simply because men can’t keep up. They ALL have a certain amount of “downtime” to their game. Not their fault. But it’s true. Men have to replenish between CUMming, no matter how strong their game is. It doesn’t mean they can’t be as horny as a woman, although not ME. No one is hornier than me! I’m not cockey, (Well, I am, but not in the same way. LOL). I just know how to achieve my naughty Christmas wishes!
Every day when I open my eyes to the world, my naughty Christmas wish is the first thing on my mind. Everyone knows that after my shower each day, I dry off and stay naked. I’m ready to suck and fuck, so when the knock came that fateful day, I was up to the task! In marched a cadre of jolly old elves sent to deliver their message from on high in the Christmas world. They all hummed a cheerful little tune. Sort of like they whistled while they worked! They moved in lock-step and made their way to my bedroom. And like little investigators, they whipped out ziplock baggies and began collecting their evidence of my naughty Christmas wishes and deeds.
I didn’t bother to hide any proof of my naughty Christmas wishes. I wanted it all bared to see. It gave me a tingle that went straight to my pussy. I let the feeling of wetness take over until I began to DRIP from my thighs onto the floor and puddle at my feet. I thought quickly while standing there naked as the day I was born, and the look aught the eyes of the jolly old elves. Their dicks stiffened and made me drop to my knees. My mouth watered as I grabbed the first one. None of them was big enough to fight me off. Ripping his little pants down to reveal a MAN-SIED dick! I began feasting on it and licked his balls. I felt myself rising on my naughty Christmas wish list.
It was so cute listening to his little high-pitched voice as I sucked him dry. And in turn, I did the same to them all, swallowing each one of them. A few snuck away to call the Big Man, who shrieked in horror, but he didn’t hang up. I smiled, listening to Santa. If he had been there in person, he would have been as hard as a rock. I would have sucked him, too. No one was off limits where being naughty is concerned. Want to CUM and see for yourself? You’ll get the lover eXXXperience you NEVER dreamed of! Catch me today! There’s still time! If you thought my Thanksgiving Swingers Party was a blast, you haven’t seen anything…yet!
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Just Joey
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