Liberating Touch: Celebrating Workplace Masturbation

The Workplace Masturbation Manifesto

It’s no secret that the pandemic changed everyone’s lives. While many people are beginning to experience a shift from remote working conditions, some habits gained while working from home have stuck around and masturbation in the workplace is one of them.

The act has even found its way into mainstream popular culture. Masturbation in the workplace is not an uncommon occurrence. In the film “The Wolf of Wall Street,” Matthew McConaughey instructs his new employee (played by Leonardo DiCaprio) to do it at work as many times as needed to keep from imploding in the high-stress world of stockbroker culture. 

In Your Own Hands: Exploring Workplace Masturbation

The line between most people’s work and personal life became blurred while life simultaneously became more stressful. Unique opportunities alone in a bedroom, home office, garage or other private space provided ample opportunity, and increased levels of stress force the mind and body to seek relief. Masturbation in the workplace to the rescue!

So, a mid afternoon pick-me up of high powered endorphins to lower stress levels and promote better blood flow, oxygen, neurochemicals, and nutrients became just the thing to get many people through the day. 

Joy of Masturbation in the Workplace

During 2020 and 2021, the rise in usage of porn and erotica also increased exponentially. Most notably, patterns began to emerge around the hours between 1 p.m. and 3 p.m., and again between 10 p.m. and 12 a.m., across all time zones.

According to a usage report from Stripchat, a live-streaming sex cam site, approximately 74% of users logged into the site between 10 a.m. and 6 p.m. during the pandemic. The most popular hours were between 3 p.m. and 4 p.m., when 90% of users would be active at once.

The pandemic has continued to shift, the use of mobile devices to view content has increased for Pornhub. These patterns do not look to be shifting anytime soon. As stay-home mandates eased, some pleasure-based companies have begun to allow breaks during the day for solo time as they’ve found it has created a positive effect on productivity and morale. Masturbation in the workplace has proven to be beneficial.

Solo Symphony: Pleasure, Connection, and Self-Exploration

Masturbation is also a proven creativity booster. Masturbating increases your focus and drive to get things done. Therefore, masturbating is deeply intertwined with your overall mental and physical health. As a result should be treated with the same respect and resources.

Studies of male masturbation have shown it’s healthy to masturbate and even beneficial for long-term health. One study suggested that people assigned male at birth (AMAB) who ejaculate frequently may have a lower risk of prostate cancer. Ejaculating often may prevent the buildup of cancer-causing agents in your prostate gland.

Masturbation is a natural, healthy way to explore your body and feel pleasure. It’s a normal part of your sexual health. Masturbation in the workplace has many physical and mental benefits and no severe side effects. You should feel comfortable touching yourself and experiencing self-pleasure.

Self-pleasure is a form of self-love, a reminder that our bodies deserve pleasure, joy, and fulfillment.

Just a sweet invitation to check out my blog: Sissy and Proud: Redefining Masculinity. Take a look if you’re curious!

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