Caught Masturbating with Vegetables ♕

When you’re horny and in a pinch, vegetables are great for masturbating.

I have never been shy of my body. So, walking around naked never fazes me, and it’s my house. I got the place last year after my birthday. John had been away for two weeks, and my pussy was yearning to be filled. It only got worse when I went to pick up the groceries. Cucumbers never looked so good, carrots were making me tingle, and even little zucchini had some appeal. Do you know what’s going to happen, masturbating with vegetables is a great idea? By the time I got home, my pussy was soaked. I stripped naked, left my clothes by the front door, and headed straight into the kitchen.

Mr. Simmons from next door always seemed to be at the window. His living room window met my side kitchen window. I would often open the blinds and wash up naked so that he could see. Or let John fuck me on the table, knowing he was watching. I washed and dried the veggies and then grabbed a beer from the fridge. I walked back into the lounge. My pussy was still aching. I missed John, but my pussy missed his big thick cock even more. The way he takes me is never dull. He always splits my lips with his finger and ensures my juices coat my outer lips. Often they get pulled in when he sinks his massive shaft into me.

Masturbating with vegetables felt like a great idea.

He never gives me a moment and then pounds the living fuck out of me. I love it when he shoves my legs up behind my head, spreading me wide, exposing my holes. My pussy takes him well. It’s used to him. But my ass can’t do it. He’s too big. It’s a shame, as I love my ass being fucked good and hard. I took another swig of the beer and opened my legs wide. Masturbating with vegetables is not something I have done often, but I sure know how to get off. I’ve done it since I was super young and know every inch of my body. My fingers ran down my body until they met my love bud. I rubbed it, making it wet in a few strokes. Juice started to seep out of me as two of my fingers disappeared inside.

I heard a noise outside and noticed a person’s shadow through the holes in the fence. I was sure it was Mr. Simmons, so I didn’t stop. In fact, it made me feel hotter. I took another swig and lowered the bottle between my legs, sliding the neck straight inside. Slowly I fucked my hole with the glass bottle. The way I was half laying made the opening hit my g-spot every time it entered me. The beer was splashing up inside my cunt with every thrust. I continued to fuck my hole with the beer bottle; my other had to work my clit, until I closed my eyes and threw my head back in ecstasy and had a massive orgasm. I heard more noise as I came back into reality.

He watched me fuck myself silly…

This time I could see Mr. Simmon’s head looking over the fence. I smiled. He ducked his head quickly. ‘Don’t be shy!’ I said. ‘I know you’re watching me masturbate with vegetables! You’d better be careful with that loaded weapon in your hand. The shadows had given him away. I could see he was pulling hard and fast on his more than adequate cock. ‘Have you had enough?’ I laughed as I stood up. ‘Again, he ducked his head.

I walked into the kitchen and took out the fresh veggies I had bought earlier. I lay on the kitchen bench, my fun tools next to me. As I spread my legs wide, my fingers instantly headed back to my pussy. I picked up zucchini and slid it right inside me. Masturbating with vegetables was just the ticket. My other hand worked on my nipples as I slid the hard green veggie inside me. I looked to the side and saw him looking through the window. Again, he ducked down as soon as he saw me looking. I thought it was cute; this 55-year-old guy, happily married with two kids (one my age), kept looking at me while I masturbated.

Did he think about me when he fucked his wife? I finished and cleaned myself up, but I will break him down. I just know it, and I’ll get to feel his hard cock inside me someday, but until then, I’ll keep my windows open and let him watch.

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