KINKY SEX WITH A PUMPKIN  – MOVE OVER APPLE PIE

KINKY SEX WITH A PUMPKIN

 

Timing is everything and there’s always a first time to have sex with a pumpkin.  With Halloween just around the corner, there’s no better time to introduce your cock to a new fucking hole.   Pumpkin picking with the family will have a whole new meaning to you. (Wicked LiL Laugh) With each pumpkin you select, your cock will twitch with excitement at the thought of fucking it.  It will be like fucking your first virgin!!!  Sex will never be the same once you have Kinky Sex with a Pumpkin. Let’s make pumpkin carving and fucking our new SPICEY fall tradition.

Off to the pumpkin patch we go or for you lazy butts – the supermarket.  Remember round and firm like my tight sweet ass. Speaking of round, our pumpkin will need a hole to fuck deep and hard.  Don’t forget the pumpkin must be FIRM. The hole must be the circumference or the girth of your cock.  This is no time to lie about the size of your cock.  Measure it – try using a toilet paper roll. Afterward, make the hole too big you will only be fucking yourself. Consequently, the hole needs to be a perfect fit for your pleasure. With this in mind the ”hole” can either replicate a pussy or a mouth. The hole needs to be a perfect fit for your pleasure. Use your imagination and get ready for Kinky Sex with a Pumpkin.

Get ready to have Kinky Sex With a Pumpkin by following these simple steps

 

*****Pick ANY pumpkin Color. They are white, orange and green.   All sizes (size doesn’t count here – remember you have to hold it and fuck it) are firm and perfect              for fucking.

*****Cut a hole in the TOP of the pumpkin. It doesn’t matter the size cause this is NOT the hole you’re gonna fuck.

*****To make it easier to clean – Use a hand mixer to loosen the gooey stuff on the inside

*****Scoop out the gross gooey stuff in the pumpkin.  Leave some of the squish stuff – you’re gonna want some of that gooey stuff. Use your judgment here – how                 “wet” do you want your fucking hole! Hence the messy part is over.

*****Afterward, put a nice amount of Vaseline around the hole to keep it juicy.

 

Let’s get down to business and have Kinky Sex with a Pumpkin.

Do I look good enough to fuck?  Pick a hole any hole.  Let’s get ready to fuck a pumpkin. Turn on some porno or call me to share your first Pumpkin-Fuck-Fest.  Now let’s get you hard-watching porno together and skull fuck your pumpkin. This is almost like the “Glory Hole” You can imagine it to be anyone you want it to be on the other side.  Want to make it more personal?  The hole can be ANYONE!  For example, how’s little Becky down the street sound?  So cute that you are going to fuck the hole raw!

Subsequently, give your pumpkin a name and tell your pumpkin she’s really cute. You might even want to call your pumpkin hole “Raven.”  Wishful thinking!  (Wicked LiL Laugh) Skip the formalities and skull fuck your pumpkin like you don’t have a care in the world.  Maybe we can use it for a game of Tease and Denial with a naughty flare of Jerk Off instruction.  Let’s do this together – this is only the beginning of our fun!!

Call me now let’s explore Kinky Sex with a Pumpkin, as we play together.

I want to tease you in addition to pushing your boundaries.  Ready to have some of the BEST Kinky Fetish Phone Sex? To sum it up…I have something just for you… ready for free phone sex minutes ADDED to your paid call?   FIRST TIME CALLERS ONLY – Mention Kinky Sex with a Pumpkin 5, when calling me. Anything goes No Taboos Phone Sex I’m waiting to begin our unique sexual adventure.

Furthermore, let me teach you the Pleasures of Phone Sex with No Limits.   Read my Blog: Deep Skull Fuck – I Swallowed Every Drop  Let’s explore mutual or guided masturbation together. Let me introduce you to the Taboo World of Fetish desires.  Hence incorporating ALL your wicked little needs into our call.  (Wicked LiL Grin) Can you do it for me? Maybe you should let me guide you in a direction you never imagined!

Furthermore, my sultry voice will capture you and keep you coming back for more.  No worries all in all I will make it as pleasurable as possible. Additionally, Remember it’s ALL about pushing outside your comfort zone and holding back!  Certainly, we can explore ALL your fetishes together.  Furthermore, the opportunities are endless. Above all let me trigger your inner Pleasures as we explore Kinky Sex with a Pumpkin.  Always remember – Above All – Our Only Limitation is Our Imagination. Call me and Let’s cum together. I’m waiting for you now so we can begin another hot journey.

I’m waiting for you…..and ONLY you!!!