Gross, it’s that time of year again. You know, the time of year when women feel entitled to new and fancy bullshit, and then men think that if they do just enough that they will get the best fuck of the month. However, I say fuck Valentine’s Day and its hallmark fuckery. If a guy likes a girl, he should spoil her on any day of the year, and if a girl likes a guy, fuck his brains out every chance you get! I say we make our own “valentines” where all you do is fuck for the day.
Therefore, there should be a holiday that’s dedicated to sex, not fake love. A holiday where girls can dress like sluts and get fucked. I can hear the moaning now, “Put that big cock in my tight fairy pussy!” One would cry as a massive fat cock forces itself into a tiny blonde.
I can see it now schools are holding sleepovers, banks are closing, jobs are holding this day as a national holiday and close-up. However, this is a holiday I can get behind! Fuck Valentine’s Day will be an upgrade to the sad holiday where people break up the next day over a sorry gift or cheap meal. Therefore, no more hiding your true intentions, men! This is a holiday full of fucking with minimal effort and no strings attached! (I can’t promise the last one.) imagine a holiday where you can be your true self! Do you like wearing women’s panties? Go for it! Do you like getting dominated by BBW? Fuck yes! No one is judging, tell me your filthy secrets! Therefore, anything you want, it’s yours.
Not only will you be able to be the real you, but I also propose that any Valentine’s Day lovers MUST partake in the midnight orgy. Oh, What fun It would be wonderful to have them squirming in their seats as they wondered about life’s what-ifs. I want you to close your eyes and imagine a sexy blonde on her knees servicing you. That’s what my alternative Valentine’s Day is all about. I want every human being to feel good and to enjoy themselves truly. The key is to make a giant fuck Valentine’s Day orgy where you know who and what you want. Wouldn’t you like to explore all the fun sexual activities?
Not only would I love a giant orgy, but I’ll have theaters to play only adult films during my holiday. Therefore, Fuck the love bull shit! Give me big tits and big cocks! Why would I want to sit here and watch a stupid rom-com when I’d rather suck a guy off while we watch grade theater-style porn. On Fuck Valentine’s Day, as you look around the theater, you see people getting sucking and fucking. And I will be there to lick your cock as it drips into my mouth, licking the tip while you watch the others, knowing soon I will be fucking you too.
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