Gross, it’s that time of year again. You know, the time of year when women feel entitled to new and fancy bullshit, and then men think that if they do just enough that they will get the best fuck of the month. However, I say fuck Valentine’s Day and its hallmark fuckery. If a guy likes a girl, he should spoil her on any day of the year, and if a girl likes a guy, fuck his brains out every chance you get! I say we make our own “valentines” where all you do is fuck for the day.
Therefore, there should be a holiday that’s dedicated to sex, not fake love. A holiday where girls can dress like sluts and get fucked. I can hear the moaning now, “Put that big cock in my tight fairy pussy!” One would cry as a massive fat cock forces itself into a tiny blonde.
I can see it now schools are holding sleepovers, banks are closing, jobs are holding this day as a national holiday and close-up. However, this is a holiday I can get behind! Fuck Valentine’s Day will be an upgrade to the sad holiday where people break up the next day over a sorry gift or cheap meal. Therefore, no more hiding your true intentions, men! This is a holiday full of fucking with minimal effort and no strings attached! (I can’t promise the last one.) imagine a holiday where you can be your true self! Do you like wearing women’s panties? Go for it! Do you like getting dominated by BBW? Fuck yes! No one is judging, tell me your filthy secrets! Therefore, anything you want, it’s yours.
Not only will you be able to be the real you, but I also propose that any Valentine’s Day lovers MUST partake in the midnight orgy. Oh, What fun It would be wonderful to have them squirming in their seats as they wondered about life’s what-ifs. I want you to close your eyes and imagine a sexy blonde on her knees servicing you. That’s what my alternative Valentine’s Day is all about. I want every human being to feel good and to enjoy themselves truly. The key is to make a giant fuck Valentine’s Day orgy where you know who and what you want. Wouldn’t you like to explore all the fun sexual activities?
Not only would I love a giant orgy, but I’ll have theaters to play only adult films during my holiday. Therefore, Fuck the love bull shit! Give me big tits and big cocks! Why would I want to sit here and watch a stupid rom-com when I’d rather suck a guy off while we watch grade theater-style porn. On Fuck Valentine’s Day, as you look around the theater, you see people getting sucking and fucking. And I will be there to lick your cock as it drips into my mouth, licking the tip while you watch the others, knowing soon I will be fucking you too.
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Aileen~ Awesome as Usual!
Aileen is the best! We have had quite a few date nights now and she drives me crazy each time. She knows me and what I like now and plays until I can’t take it anymore…in a good way of course. It’s also fun to laugh with her during “pillow talk”. The time always goes too fast! As always, looking forward to next time.
On our latest call Aileen deemed me to be Her sickest disciple, after previously telling me I am the most pathetic. I am so honored to be Her sickest most pathetic disciple. Aileen has brought me so far. I love ❤️ and worship Her and pray that our journey continues forever. Aileen rules!
Michelle’s voice and ideas were very exciting!! I can’t wait until our next adventure!! Everyone should give her a call she won’t disappoint you. When you call her, I’m sure you’ll be feeling the same way!!
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Zoey was amazing. The minute our call started, she knew what I needed and delivered like no other has. She is Spectacular!
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I feel Mistress Megan is in charge even when not online. I’m her slave.
Megan is extremely open minded. Plays along with even the most taboo fantasies. Close your eyes and enjoy!
Jamie has gotten insanely popular, so she is often “busy” or “offline,” but a call with her is well worth the wait. Sweet, attentive, and often funny as well as dirty, she has raised my fantasy role-play into something hotter than I ever imagined it could be.
