Emergency Escort Service: “699, What’s your Fuckmergency!?”

Emergency Escort Service.

Have you ever been in bed with a freak that just won’t quit? A man with an unquenchable thirst for sex that seems like he will never be done fucking? That’s where I come in. Well, me and a few other ladies who know how to get the job done. Whether these guys have been hitting that Colombian white a little too hard or maybe popped a few too many little blue pills, there is nothing we can’t handle. Ladies, we’ve all had to stay up well past our bedtime for a man who simply cannot get enough. Have more time to study for that biology exam while the girls at the Emergency Escort Service clean up his samples! Of course, we encourage you to join in.  We’ll just make him cum to fruition in half the time with your help!

Here is an example of how our not so little operation works.

“699, What’s You Fuckmergency?” Says the OP. “Yes! Hello, 699?? My boyfriend has not stopped for 6 hours! We have family coming in tomorrow and meanwhile, the house is a wreck! The sheets alone are going to need to be double soaked or maybe even burned at this point! Can you help me???” The client says in total distress. ” Ma’am I’ll be glad to help. This sounds like you may need two girls from our emergency escort service on this job. Text me an address and they will be on their way.” The operator responds reassuringly. And just like that, help is on its way.  In 2022, everything can be delivered right to your door. Why not add ass and titties to your shopping list?

The best part of our Emergency Escort Service is our FuckFighters.

These girls are as smoking hot as they come. They will suck his hose and put out their own fires when needed.  They are sophisticated, great in a bind, but can fuck like it’s going out of style. There is nothing they can’t do! After confirming your fuckmergency, help will be on its way. Our drivers are fast while our women are even faster! Leave that door unlocked and in no time your pussy will have the well-deserved break it needs! Or maybe you feel like watching for just a bit before you join back in? Our girls would love to explore you as well! At this Emergency Escort Service, they don’t just fuck him, they fuck you too! A little heavy petting and licking are sometimes all you need for soothing that little button.

Gentleman, feel free to call us too.

We know not all of you can handle your lady in the streets but a freak in the bed. There is only so much one dick can do! Maybe a little rest and you’ll be back at it in no time. Wouldn’t you love to watch while your wife has a gorgeous blonde or redhead bent over between her thighs? That’s quite a view to jerk it to! Whatever you decide, our ladies are on-site 24/7 ready to give you a hand…or two! Call 699 for all your fuckmergencies!

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