Oh, baby, you’re barking up the wrong tree. I’m a size queen. Give me a big black monster cock, any day of the week. I love to stretch my pussy, to the limit. Only huge monster cocks can please me! I don’t have time for an eeny weeny little short dick man! Everyone knows women love big cocks to obliterate their cunts. Who would want to fuck any Eeny Weeny Little Short Dick Man!? It’s a waste of time, you can’t even feel it. After all, pussy eating can only take you so far. A great-sized queen wants a good pounding after some great head.
Oh, I’m sorry, did you think I was talking to you!? Someone must feel a little guilty. You must be an Eeny Weeny Little Short Dick Man to! Oh, how sad that is for you! You know any attempt to please a woman will only be met with embarrassment and shame. I mean, just who wants an Eeny Weeny Little Short Dick Man! Certainly not I, no real woman would be able to do anything but laugh at and tease you! Maybe if I blow on it you’ll cum. You can play with your little cummies as they shoot out if your Eeny Weeny Little Short Dick, Man.
That must be so unfortunate for you to have to walk around with your head hung low. While knowing you can only hope to make enough money for any woman, even to allow you to rub up against her leg.
We all would love to see an Eeny Weeny Little Short Dick Man! Do I want to suck it? No! Do I want to fuck it? No! But do I want to laugh at you!? Absolutely, want a pathetic Eeny Weeny Little Short Dick Man? Is it in? Who knows! Probably not! Hahaha! Your dick is smaller than my pinky finger! Did you pull it out just to make me laugh? Next you’ll tell me you want to fuck me so hard!?
As if you could. Especially not with that! Maybe you can find me a real cock to fuck!? Would you like that, finding a big cock to stretch my pussy out with!? Of course you would, you’ve never seen a real cock please a pussy have you!? My Hot Doctor had a huge cock.
Oh you poor Eeny Weeny Little Short Dick Man! Your dick is smaller than a tube of ChapStick! Why don’t you go grab a bag of rice!? I’d bet your dick is as small as a grain of rice. You poor Eeny Weeny Little Short Dick Man! In case you were wondering clit is bigger than your cock. You got a little clitty dick don’t you! Hahaha, that’s so embarrassing for you.
Honestly, I wish I could do something but laugh, but I truly can’t. I have never let any tiny prick anywhere nearby my pretty pink juicy plump pussy, nor would I. Only real cocks deserve my ushy gushy wet pussy. If I wanted to laugh, I’d see a comedy show and keep it away from my bedroom. Seriously, your balls are bigger than that puny package you have. You’d make a better lesbian. You can probably scissor and that’s it.
So, tell me. Have you ever been able to trick anyone into bed? Did they just immediately laugh at you? Or did you keep the lights off and wait for her to ask if it was in? She wouldn’t know. Or if that wasn’t the case, was she pissed that you insulted her, you eeny weeny little short dick man. Why a waste, you should’ve just been a woman or a faggot. You can’t do the fucking! However you’d be better off being a little sissy, tucking your little dick away. So, that way no one would have to even try to convince anyone to take your little puny penis seriously. So maybe give that a try? I mean it will only hurt a little, can’t hurt more than your pride, every time you try to take a woman to bed. Hahah
After all, your full boner looks like a little outie belly button. How sad, I bet you couldn’t even fully penetrate any pussy with such lacking equipment. Give me a call tell me all about it eeny weeny little short dick man! Obviously, make sure you have your tweezers ready to jack off your tiny little cock! Hahahah! So, tell the Mistress of Phone Sex all about how hard it is to be a disappointment to every woman you meet. Also, be prepared to go into great detail about all of your embarrassing escapades. I want to know all of the shameful details that keep you up at night.
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