At my annual Sexy Porn Party, you just never know what you’ll get. But, I can promise you one thing. It’s ALWAYS going to make you cum and cum HARD! So, this New Year’s I had a pretty impromptu gathering that just went buck-wild! Several of my friends had been on the “struggle bus” for much of 2022 and I thought we all just needed a little bit of a BOOST!
First of all, a sexy porn party has to have a good mix of characters and I know such a group in my inner circle. All are welCUM. I’ve got my heteros, my transgenders, my fag boys, lesbians, and non-binary groups. Please, don’t get me started on my mixies! They are my friends who are tri-sexual. Yeah, they’ll try anything, at least once. And they’re some of my most fun friends.
Moreover, my sexy porn party friends are joyfully unpreDICKtable! They hear the party is on Saturday night, New Year’s Eve, and they start showing up at my place DAYS earlier. Nobody wants to miss a thing! They come in from Washington state and Alaska to Mississippi and La Louisiane all the way up to Canada and beyond into The EU. So, suffice it to say, we know how to party!
Well, the right players for the sexy porn party is only the beginning. What will they all wear? That’s as diverse as the players in the game. Some cumming in wearing rhinestones, pearls, and sequins, while others arrived in spandex and other stretchy materials. I could tell instantly who planned on spending time on their knees sucking. Haha.
I live in the right kind of place for a sexy porn party because there are multiple rooms and they’re all really large. Meant for some umm… unusual group activities, if you will. Plus, I live on the 32nd and 33rd floors of a highrise condo in downtown Metro Philly. So, it’s a real party kind of building, even for the older people who live there. There’s that.
Everyone arrived in a party mood and I was leading the pack. As it should be. Before I knew it, the fabric was hitting the floor and the music was turned up. Right about then, the doorbell rang and everything seemed to grind to a halt as I swung the door open and there he was! Mr. Sexy had arrived and I was here for it all! I casually hugged him, but I felt his hard dick standing at attention in his pants!
Without giving the rest of the guests at my sexy porn party a second thought, I whisked him up the stairs to my bedroom and closed the door. Our clothes hit the proverbial floor and my tongue was all over him. I tongued it ALL! From his neck to his lips, to his nipples to his dick and don’t think I stopped there! Oh, no. My tongue shot up his tight little hole to his prostate to tickle him.
I sucked his dick until it nearly turned inside out! Moreover. I did it twice on Sundays! He ate me and I ate him until the sun began to rise. But, by then all that remained of my sexy porn party was a mass of bodies on the floors. Turns out that even MORE people showed up than when we went upstairs. Giggle. God, I’ve got to do this more often and during the year.
So, was the juice worth the squeeze at my sexy pron party 2022? Oh, yeah… Hell yeah! If you’re having the urge to be part of the freak action, call me. I’ll make it feel like you were right there in the mix with us. Let your Freak Flag fly in the new year and make 2023 one to remember!
Kiss kiss,
Just Joey
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