A sex fetish is the only thing that makes a person interesting, IMO. How many times can you have a vanilla fuck and not want to explore? I have plenty of vanilla sex, but it is the fetish sex that sticks with me. Some guys are basic, but if you like something a bit more wild we should play!
Whenever I restock the fridge I like to have something fun to play with. I like to send videos to my girlfriends, too. There is something about kneeling on the kitchen floor with a zucchini and a jug of milk that turns me on. It’s as classic as the green banana trick!
Dipping the zucchini into the glass, I pour the milk inside. I like it to be fully coated! Once it is, I tease my cunt hole. The coolness of the milk makes my pussy shiver and clamp, but that veggie is too irresistible to ignore. Inserting two fingers, I pull my twat open and rub the zucchini knob slowly inside. Nice, short circles. Hell yes.
I use the veg as a dildo, pushing and pulling into my twat until I get most of it in. It is satisfying but too beginner. I feel so kinky sometimes and can not knock out those perverted thoughts about fucking my food.
This is when I know I have to kick it up a notch! I might as well have dirty food fetish sex while I am in the kitchen. The floor is already a mess, anyways. The only question is how kinky I want to get because the cleanup could be wild.
I know deep down with my love of fetish sex I need it dirty. I don’t like going half-ass. No. I am going to be nasty AF. Let me show you.
I know whip is common, but I want to be creative. A can of cheese whizz will do. I lean back against the sink and push the nozzle into my asshole. It takes a little maneuvering, but I finally get that spray can to jizz cheese in me and it feels crazy. I won’t stop until I feel full.
Taking fetish sex further, I grab a frozen corn dog out of the freezer. I push it into that sweet puckered fuck hole and go to town. Cheese and water drip out as the corndog melts. Melts…. that gives me an idea!
I grab a stick of butter to melt but am careful not to heat it too much. I need it just warm because I funnel it into my pussy. I love how the warm butter feels in my cunt! I push the corndog into the warm pussy butter. It’s amazing!
Sometimes I want to linger in my food-sex fetish head space. That means leaving things the way they are. Once I cum all over the now soggy corndog, I go back to the freezer. My ass feels empty, but I can help that! I know corndogs with sticks can’t stay in my ass all day, but mini corndogs can.
Inserting them like anal beads I pop them in one by one. Total bliss as I pull my thong back into my ass and head out to get the mail.
Do you have a food sex fetish? I love comparing dirty culinary ideas. Call for a good time right now!
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Had a long and lovely call with Avalon this weekend. She is a wonderful person who is fun to speak with about anything, but of course, she is especially good at the phonesex part of the conversation. She listens intently, knows what her client likes, and contributes her own ideas to the calls. I switched things up in the middle of our call and she didn’t miss a beat, figured out quickly where I was going and met me there in a way that completely fulfilled the fantasy. She is, and remains, extraordinary.
Honestly, Scarlett is absolutely incredible. She is far from an average operator. In fact, she is sexy, passionate, and mesmerizing. I never wanted the call to end, and you won’t either!
Aileen~ Awesome as Usual!
Aileen is the best! We have had quite a few date nights now and she drives me crazy each time. She knows me and what I like now and plays until I can’t take it anymore…in a good way of course. It’s also fun to laugh with her during “pillow talk”. The time always goes too fast! As always, looking forward to next time.
On our latest call Aileen deemed me to be Her sickest disciple, after previously telling me I am the most pathetic. I am so honored to be Her sickest most pathetic disciple. Aileen has brought me so far. I love ❤️ and worship Her and pray that our journey continues forever. Aileen rules!
Michelle’s voice and ideas were very exciting!! I can’t wait until our next adventure!! Everyone should give her a call she won’t disappoint you. When you call her, I’m sure you’ll be feeling the same way!!
Simply put, Vicky is and always has been amazing. She is so much fun to play with and talk to!
Zoey was amazing. The minute our call started, she knew what I needed and delivered like no other has. She is Spectacular!
This red-headed vixen blew more than my fantasy away! Talk about knowing what to do and how to do it…. This was by far the best I have had in a long time.
I feel Mistress Megan is in charge even when not online. I’m her slave.
Megan is extremely open minded. Plays along with even the most taboo fantasies. Close your eyes and enjoy!
Jamie has gotten insanely popular, so she is often “busy” or “offline,” but a call with her is well worth the wait. Sweet, attentive, and often funny as well as dirty, she has raised my fantasy role-play into something hotter than I ever imagined it could be.
