A Great Big Ass Dildo Might Be A Fun Little Implement!

More men than you’d think are using an ass dildo on themselves when they call.

Ass dildo play is quite popular with many men. Some go in for prostate massagers, others just like a regular dildo. Many women that have dildos are quite unaware they are sharing them with hubby. Many hubbies out there are using them up their asses. I shudder to think how few are cleaning them properly afterward. Knowing most men, they likely wipe it on the sheets afterward and stick it back in her drawer. Yuck! Then, some callers are also quite curious as to whether I use a dildo myself. Then, they like to know the size, shape, and model of it. Ones have even asked for pics or links to it online if I mention I have a sex toy or two.

They seem to like to be kept informed as to which sex toys I use. Which ones are my favorites, which get me off the best? It depends on one’s mood of course. Sometimes you’re in the mood for one toy, and the next time a different one. Then, they mention wanting to suck on my ass dildo after I use it. Licking the juices off of it to taste my essence. Some men are afraid of getting themselves a dildo. They’re worried their wife might find it and think they are gay, or just not understand. One caller used everything from tapered candles to carrots up his ass. Not advisable.

One time they will break and an embarrassing trip to the emergency room will ensue.

Sometimes on calls, you can hear a toy buzzing in the background. Then, they will share they are using one on themselves. Some just like a vibe on the head of their cock and won’t insert it anally. Then, others will shove it up so far, it’s gotten stuck. The suction cup base ones you stick to a table or wall. No chance of losing it up the ass, and it gets the job done. A dildo is about as basic a sex toy as you can get, most vibrate these days, but not all. Some men just enjoy that fullness-up-the-ass feeling. One frequent caller started out with a smaller ass dildo and has worked his way up to larger ones. I keep telling him he’s in training for a real cock.

Of course, he swears up and down he doesn’t want a real cock. Of course in the next breath, he wants a woman to wear a strap-on with a harness. Giving it to him good and hard. A dildo can be a jumping-off point, a getting ready for the real thing item. Not for all, but for some. Last week a caller sent me pics of himself using that huge Great American Challenge ass dildo. If I hadn’t seen the pics, I wouldn’t have believed it possible. It’s burned in my brain. I wish I could reverse time to unsee it. I saw it. There was a lot of lube and he’d been practicing for the better part of a year. He saw the challenge, and he accepted it.

Then, the post-ass dildo gaping pics followed.

Oh yes, they did. Some just have to do the unthinkable to prove that they can. So, if a toy that size is your thing, hope you plan on wearing diapers when older due to the leakage. Then, you can bank on that happening. Are you feeling the need to shove a buzzing ass dildo up your hungry butt? Give me a call and I’ll walk you through it. We can get it in, I know we can! Maybe you can even record it to watch later. Or you could set up a mirror in front of yourself to watch it firsthand as we talk. Tell me exactly what you’re seeing as that dildo slides right on into you.

I just know you’ll have one blockbuster of an orgasm as your prostate gets the attention it deserves. Maybe you’ve been using toys on yourself for decades. Or perhaps this is a new and naughty interest you’ve recently developed. After all, porn makes one try things they never tried before. I hear it all the time. Then, I’ll discuss pegging you with my strap-on. You’ll be dripping in no time.

Read more of my blogs for edging play!

Call Me 1-888-231-9349