Drunk Fuck Tales: My Crazy Fucks

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Where parties, drugs, and alcohol dominate! These are some of my drunk fuck tales… Every now and again, at my friend Sams’s house, we throw the most amazing parties. It’s a massive place with a pool, hot tub, tightrope, fuck basement, and hammocks! This weekend, for example, we go crazy with some of the guys… it all started with a game of truth or dare. At first, it’s super basic shit, we take off our pieces of clothes. We get naked almost immediately since we are only in our bikinis. It takes a couple more rounds before the guy’s cocks are out.

Before you know it, we’re in a fucking orgy, pouring alcohol all over ourselves. I’m getting fucked in my ass while one of my other girlfriends comes over, pours champagne all over it, and slurps it up, laughing. She’s the definition of drunk fuck tales! And then the fuck games begin! Shit like dildos start popping out of nowhere, hacky sack, but if you miss, you’ve got to get your face fucked or sat on, shots every time a guy gets hard, and body shots out of our pussies and assholes! It’s so fucking fun when we get together.

Do you like my drunk fuck tales? There are so damn many; which one should I tell next? Omg I know, the rooftop face fuck and facial! I’m literally having the worst night ever, and there’s this unique rooftop club in our city; it’s highly elite. So I show up by myself and sit at the bar. I’m wearing a backless silver diamond dress that ends where my ass begins, has a slit on the side, and matching 6″ heels. A sexy tall BBC comes over and buys me drinks all night, I’m fucking DRUNK.

Drunk fuck tales: nightly facial at the club

Then, he takes me to a more secluded area overlooking the city. Following this, he tells me to get on my knees and pulls out his massive fucking cock; holy shit, this shit is so fucking ENORMOUS! Next, he takes my pretty little face by the side of my ears and begins pulverizing my throat. I literally can’t even breathe! Oh, but I don’t even care; his cock tastes so good it’s so huge I have to use BOTH hands. I feel like he’s having me suck his cock at a million miles per hour. Finally, he grabs my hair, slaps the shit out of me, and spits in my face.

All of my sexual survival guide tips come from my drunk fuck tales experiences. I swear this motherfucker wants me stalking him; how can he know that I love when he treats me like a slut?! Finally, when I feel like I’m about to vomit all over his massive cock, he pulls my face away and fucking unloads all his cum all over my face. I swear it’s the most cum I’ve had on my face in a while! But, he’s such a gentleman… He pulls out some tissues and wipes my face for me… There goes my makeup!

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