HOW TO HAVE GREAT PHONE SEX

Ready to learn the secrets of how to have great phone sex?

The first secret of how to have great phone sex = picking up your phone and calling me. I’m eager to be your personal, perverted guru if it’s your first time. Set aside your preoccupations with being “good” or performing in a certain way. Worrying about doing a “good job,” etc., isn’t going to help you on your adult chat journey. Rather, begin knowing that there is no one correct way to have phone sex. Never has been, never will be!

Once upon a time, I didn’t know how to talk dirty either. Bedroom chatter in my “real life” before becoming a phone sex operator was pretty minimal. The few times I’d had sex with people who WERE talkative during sex had somewhat intimidated me. At the very least, I didn’t feel like I was keeping up with their (what seemed like — and in a few cases, really was) warp-speed dirty talk. Little did I know that one day I would be a bonafide “sexpert” on how to have great phone sex and able to out-dirty talk everyone by a filthy, potty-mouthed, horny landslide!

Think of phone sex like you would any artistic medium.

Our calls are a vessel for you (and me) to express our erotic (and otherwise/overall) selves. To me, it’s high theater. And while actual, in-person sex (and porn, and cam, and any physical theater set) has limitations, phone sex does not. Anything is possible because we aren’t constrained by pesky things like our bodies or what’s humanly possible in a bodily sense. In the regular, “reality” plane we’re usually limited to there are kinks, fetishes, and fantasies that are not feasible due to purely corporeal constraints, etc. But if you call me for some naughty sci-fi sex talk fun? Oh, we’re boldly going wherever the fuck we want! Even space has a final frontier. But once you know how to have great phone sex, you’ll realize that we do not.

Another crucial, sacred tenet of my personal phonesex philosophy: you can NEVER have “too much” pillow talk! If every one of my calls immediately launched into sex talk and ended the instant a client achieved orgasm . . . . well, my relationships with my clients would be static at best. No one is monitoring our chat with some kind of porn-centric rubric or stopwatch. To me, the BEST phone sex includes at least bookended “pillow talk,” chit-chat, breeze-shooting, etc. Don’t forget: you can be more candid with me than you are with ANYONE in your “real life.”

I’m still learning how to have great phone sex, too.

And guess who my teachers, mentors, and muses have been? That’s right: ALL of my beloved callers over the years. The longtime regulars, the one-night stands, the perennial quickies, and everything outside and/or in between. The least I can do is impart my years of NC-17-rated wisdom to you, right? And just like with in-personal, “real” life sex, the BEST sex is different with every person. I’ve found that although even when the first fuck is fantastic, sex with someone gets better over time, too. Learning how to have great phone sex means learning more about what drives you berserk, what turns you on, and what excites you with each of our phone sex “dates.”

So, what are you waiting for? Whether you’re a phone sex virgin or far from it, I’m right here and oh-SO-ready for your call!

Call Aileen 1-888-792-6198